hummel

Originally the Hummel was a temporary solution made by the Nazis during World War II to make the 15 cm howitzer gun (type of big artillary) mobile. This design proved so successful that it remained into service until the end of the war. The Hummel made its first appearance at the battle of Kursk.

"Hummel" means "bumbelbee" in German.

by Dan the Man June 17, 2005

rice

a car that you've spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for it

by Dan The Man August 05, 2003

codger

An old man who drives at an incredibly slow speed in the middle of the road.

you codgerish ol' bastard

by Dan The Man September 30, 2003

water

What you get when you combine two Hydrogen atoms and a single Oxygen atom. Try it, it's fun to make on those rainy days. Or if it is raining you could go outside and just hold a cup out and catch some of this mystical substance known as water.

Water is what the oceans are made of.

by Dan the Man February 24, 2005

bush wacker

Mike O. Mike wacks off bushes.

That bush wacker, Mike O, is in our front yard wacking off that bush again mommy!

by Dan the man May 08, 2004

cheek on face

when a male or female rest one side of his/her arse on ones cheek.

get your god dam cheek of my face

by Dan the Man March 26, 2003

maus

One of the biggest tanks ever built. Only two prototypes of the superheavy tank were ever produced in 1944 by the crumbling Nazi Regime. They never saw combat however. Their huge weight and their monstruous fuel guzzling would have made it impossible to be of any help to the already doomed Third Reich.
In German "Maus" means "mouse".

Only one Maus tank still survives to this day. It can be seen today in the Museum of Armored Forces in Kubinka (near Moscow) in Russia.

by Dan the Man June 17, 2005