Plastic Knife Serial Killer

Someone who wants to be a serial killer, yet attacks people with plastic knives, this failing

Person 1: Wouldn't a serial killer still be a serial killer if he attacked people with plastic knives?
Person 2: No, he'd be a comedian!

by Dan the Man December 13, 2004

hummel

Originally the Hummel was a temporary solution made by the Nazis during World War II to make the 15 cm howitzer gun (type of big artillary) mobile. This design proved so successful that it remained into service until the end of the war. The Hummel made its first appearance at the battle of Kursk.

"Hummel" means "bumbelbee" in German.

by Dan the Man June 17, 2005

bee unit

a group of trendy hip hop exterminators.

My basement was taken over by yellow jackets, so we text messaged bee unit to help take care of it

by Dan the Man July 30, 2004

beer bong

a device used to consume large quantities of beer really fuckin fast. usually made out of a length of tubing and a funnel.

i can beer bong a beer in under 3 seconds

by dan the man December 14, 2003

Bladed

v. To be utterly humiliated by a compatriot; to be betrayed.

Hey Meredith, don't you know what bladed is? It's when you get stabbed in the back, oh bladed!
-Dan the Man

by Dan the Man January 22, 2005

Queef

A queef is a true delight - a wee zephyr being born from marylin, a ladies vulva.

'My friend Claire loves to queef, she can do it on demand, but only after appying a lube.

by Dan the Man October 07, 2002

maus

One of the biggest tanks ever built. Only two prototypes of the superheavy tank were ever produced in 1944 by the crumbling Nazi Regime. They never saw combat however. Their huge weight and their monstruous fuel guzzling would have made it impossible to be of any help to the already doomed Third Reich.
In German "Maus" means "mouse".

Only one Maus tank still survives to this day. It can be seen today in the Museum of Armored Forces in Kubinka (near Moscow) in Russia.

by Dan the Man June 17, 2005