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Cuntox

The ultimate derogatory term for a profoundly selfish and ignorant person (usually male). This word is reserved only for most acutely abhorrent people. Etymologically derived from "toxic cunt".
I lent the guy my phone to dial 911 and I never saw the cuntox again.
by Dan Fox June 11, 2003
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orgasmatron

A "head massager" comprised of seven pieces of copper wire stuck in a plastic handle. Ridiculously expensive seeing as one could fashion it from a couple of coat hangers and some plastercine in sixty seconds. Touted on the Internet a tool of world peace and a sure route to Nirvana.
Why didn't I think clearly before I purchased an orgasmatron?
by Dan Fox July 28, 2003
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hot knife

Method of smoking hash where a blim is sandwiched between two red hot knives. The resulting smoke is collecting in a plastic bottle (which has had the bottom removed) and inhaled.
As a teenager I had many hot knives at Roudy's house.
by Dan Fox August 14, 2003
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RSVP

Acronym of French phrase: "Repondez Sil Vous Plais". English translation: "Reply If You Please"

Used, especially on written invitations, to request a respose.
We are getting married. Please come to the church and the afterparty. Live sex show starring me and my newly betroathed. RSVP.
by Dan Fox July 22, 2003
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Knackered

1. Exhausted
2. Sexually spent
3. Reprimanded
4. Broken / malfunctional
1. I was knackered when I got in from work.
2. After my seventh ejaculation I was well and truly knackered.
3. The teacher caught us smoking and now we're going to get really knackered.
4. I tried to fix my dad's PC but now it's more knackered than ever.
by Dan Fox June 12, 2003
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beerhoea

Diarrhoea caused from excessive consumption of lager or beer.
I wouldn't use that cubicle - I've just had a nasty attack of beerhoea in it.
by Dan Fox August 15, 2003
mugGet the beerhoeamug.

vcr

American abbreviation of Video Cassette Recorder. Device that plays and records moving images and sound on vhs cassette tapes.
Is your vcr still working? I have some excellent Bangladeshi animal porn.
by Dan Fox June 12, 2003
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