Dan Fox's definitions

beerhoea

Diarrhoea caused from excessive consumption of lager or beer.

I wouldn't use that cubicle - I've just had a nasty attack of beerhoea in it.

by Dan Fox August 15, 2003

humdinger

Something that is extraordinary.

Dan had a humdinger of a penis.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

botch job

An improvised and ultimately dishonest approach to repair so as only to provide a temporal verisimilitude of correct functionality.

The surgeon made a real botch job of my vasectomy and now I shit cum every other Tuesday.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

vcr

American abbreviation of Video Cassette Recorder. Device that plays and records moving images and sound on vhs cassette tapes.

Is your vcr still working? I have some excellent Bangladeshi animal porn.

by Dan Fox June 12, 2003

sex show

A show of sex on a stage. Commercial voyeurism.

I was so caned I stayed at the sex show for three hours.

by Dan Fox July 24, 2003

champagne

Sparkling wine (achieved via means of a second fermintation) produced from grapes grown in a legally defined area of France.

See also champers, bubbly, cris, dom, moet, and salon.

I love to boast about my magnum of 1990 Salon - damn fine Champagne, la dee dah... etc ...

by Dan Fox September 10, 2003

clagnut

A small piece of faeces or shit that has dried, hardened and adheded to pubic hair around the anus. See also dangleberry. Can also be used as an insult.

I can seldom dislodge a clagnut without also removing several pubes.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003