ie

1. i.e. Abbreviation of Latin 'Id Est' meaning "that is" (to say).

2. Abbreviation of Internet Explorer - often proceeded by the version number. A software application developed by the Microsoft Corporation used to browse the world wide web (www).

1. I like thick spaghetti i.e. the fresh variety.

(not to be confused with e.g. (for example) - i.e. provides an explanation rather than an example.

2. I browse the web using IE6.

by Dan Fox August 01, 2003

art pamphlet

British euphemism for a pornographic magazine. See also jazz mag.

Derek, have you seen my art pamphlets around anywhere, I really fancy a hand shandy.

by Dan Fox August 21, 2003

caner

A heavy smoker of marijuana.

Tom loves his skunk - he's a complete caner.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

stag

1. A man about to be married (particularly when on a night out (known as a stag do) with his friends to celebrate his final few days of pre-conjugal freedom.)

2. A male-only social gathering

3. A man who attends a social gathering without their partner.

4. The adult male of various deer, especially the red deer.

1. Paddy is the stag when we go to Newcastle.

2. I can't wait to go on Paddy's stag.

3. Paddy came out as a stag in Newcastle.

4. Look at that beautiful stag - make sure you keep down-wind.

by Dan Fox August 05, 2003

orgasmatron

A "head massager" comprised of seven pieces of copper wire stuck in a plastic handle. Ridiculously expensive seeing as one could fashion it from a couple of coat hangers and some plastercine in sixty seconds. Touted on the Internet a tool of world peace and a sure route to Nirvana.

Why didn't I think clearly before I purchased an orgasmatron?

by Dan Fox July 28, 2003

salon

1) A reference to "Salon Le Mesnil" - the quintessential Blanc de Blancs champagne, extremely mouth-filling and tremendously elegant, this champagne is known only to the most dedicated of amateurs. Widely regarded as the finest on earth - only a few mortals ever get to taste it. It only starts to excite collectors when it is over 25-35 years old.

2) A commercial premises offering hair and beauty treatment.

Thank goodness I don't have to suffer P-Diddy rapping about Salon.

by Dan Fox September 09, 2003

clut

Brit slang: A clumsy person.

You might want to move those lead crystal glasses as Tom is a right clut when he's stoned.

by Dan Fox July 15, 2003