pat hand

In cards, a hand that is very likely to win the game.
I had a pat hand in draw poker.
by Dan Drzewiecki November 05, 2003
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fish wrap

A newspaper of poor repute.
"The local fish wrap presented a biased story on the governor's speech".
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Seen by somebody while trying to take a thing that he/she was not entitled to.
"Uncle Joe got caught with his hand in the cookie jar while trying to grab a toy intended for the kids".
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boogersnatcher

In the telecommunications industry, a tool with a steel wire loop for pulling copper wires through a hole in a wooden fanning strip.
Hey Arnie! Got a boogersnatcher? Toss it to me.
by Dan Drzewiecki February 11, 2004
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slobber

Don't slobber on her shoulder when you dance with her.
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zap

The sound made by an electric arc or spark, esp. when a person receives a shock.
He got zapped when he got to close to the high voltage.
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Michigan bank roll

A thick wad of currency (large bills) secured with a rubber band.
"The store clerk's eyes got big as Joe pulled a Michigan bank roll out of his pocket. (This may have originated in the 1920s when there were illegal gambling houses in Detroit. When pursued by the authorities, the crooks would flee to Ohio).
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