Dan's definitions

Alphy

A synonym for God. Generally used during sexual intercourse.

Oh my Alphy!

by Dan September 1, 2003

bopmi

Best motherfucking crew around ya heard?

f0gg0 : yo man i heard that bopmi crew is tight
orph : yeah pity they wont let you in!!!! har har

by Dan September 2, 2003

DirtyDan

sleezey, trashy, underhanded, no good, con artist

You are a dirty-dan.

by Dan September 14, 2003

freaky deaky dutch

The speaking of English with a dutch accent. Results in the use of 'fazher' for 'father', 'toight' for 'tight', and 'toiger' for 'tiger'.

"I'm sorry - I don't speak freaky deaky dutch" - Dr. Evil, 'Goldmember'

by dan September 15, 2003

Con the Fruiterer

Stereotype of Greeks played by a stupid skip!

I hate when skips try to be wogs, they are just Con the Fruiterers and came in chains to Aussie!

by Dan September 20, 2003

Penis

Something that is between 3-5 inches erect in a human man, despite what the internet liars say.

The average penis length erect is closer to a battery than a toothpaste.

by Dan September 20, 2003

Wog Food

Practically any food other than Asian and meat pie in Australia

Gyros are wog food, yet more Australians eat them than meat pies!

by dan September 23, 2003