Dan's definitions

rainmaker

An employee who creates a significant amount of new business to a company. This term is often used in the context of a financial services company, such as a brokerage.

We need to hire a rainmaker to bring our business up from a slump of no sales.

by dan July 25, 2003

razzer

Given to describe a low powered motorcycle, such as a moped or minimoto.

It is unknown where this term came from.

"Give us a go on that razzer"

by dan April 6, 2005

common

Someone who has ZERO class. A loser, a worthless person. AKA, a drunk person that fucks with your car and puts dents in it when they don't even know you. Generally of lower class you can find common people lurking in most college towns. Be careful.

That common piece of shit thought it would be cool to bounce around on the hood of my car like Richard fuckin Simmons.

by dan April 13, 2004

Ides of March

One month after the ides of February, the day you started paying for forgetting about valentines day.

Beware the Ides of March

by Dan March 18, 2004

trenchbutt

Trenchbutt is a worm-caused disease from the First World War in which worms would crawl from anus to anus of soldiers in trenches. It was the second most cause of casualties on the Western Front.

Did you hear Bob has a nasty case of trenchbutt?

by Dan October 8, 2004

thunder dan

1) The nickname for the greatest basketball player from Traverse City, MI.

2) A self proclaimed nickname, that anyone named 'Dan', can call themselves. Hopefully, it will catch on, and your friends will start calling you that.

1) Thunder Dan is wicked from 3 point land.

2) Yo bitch, I told you, I will only respond when you address me as Thunder Dan.

by Dan March 25, 2004

monoclausic

born with one left testicle.

jim says,"wow i was born with 1 testicle and it is slanted to the left."

by dan December 15, 2003