Dan's definitions

chunt

Derived from the words 'Chode' and 'Cunt'. When added together becoming 'Chunt', meaning a Cunt that is wider than it is deep.

"Andrew is such a chunt."
"Sally has a chunt."
"Her chunt is so fucking wide, and not at all deep! What the hell gives!"

by Dan January 21, 2005

Mumper

Just like a jumper, yet slightly different.

Exclusively featured on www.xdafied.com

The mumper you are wearing isn't as good as the one I am wearing.

by Dan January 19, 2005

bacon strip

1) A small vertical strip of pubic hair over the genitals. Very popular with teens and women. A guy who has a bacon strip would be a homo.
2) A small streak of shit left in a pair of underwear. Caused by not wiping properly.

1) Holy shit Sally, your bacon strip really turns me on.
2) A girl took off my underwear last night, I thought I was going to score, but suddenly she noticed a bacon strip in my underwear.

by Dan January 18, 2005

Daunte Culpepper

The greatest quarterback in the NFL. He plays for the Minnesota Vikings in the NFC North. He wears number 11, and is black so hes awesome.

"Daunte Culpepper just threw a bullet of a pass over the middle

by Dan January 18, 2005

tuna vag

Tuna vag is a slang for a horrendously smelling vagina.

"My god, I had Dano over last night, and she has a fucking tuna vag homie"

by Dan January 18, 2005

sweet dealz

Refers to a great deal. Popular with whiteys who try and be black.

Dan - "I got some pussay last night bro"
Matt - "Sweet dealz fuck!"

by Dan January 18, 2005

porn stash

A porn stash is a slang for "pornography moustache". These were very comman in the 70's along with the fucking bush in the pubic region. A more modern porn stash is similar to the one the famous Ron Jeremy has.

"Holy shit that guys got a porn stash, he should be in a porno, homie"

by Dan January 18, 2005