Dan's definitions

guarana

A South American fruit, from which the seeds are used to make stimulants, and for some medicinal purposes(but really, who isn't really taking it just to get a rush?). It contains 4 or 5% caffeine (coffee has about 1%) and is found in many energy drinks, and is also sold as a powder that is mixed into drinks.

after drinking all that coffee with guarana powder in it, i was up for days!

by dan July 15, 2004

Rear Admiral

The back of your ballsac as accessed from behind.

Dude, that tennis ball you threw caught me right in the rear admiral.

by Dan April 7, 2003

SARS

Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome, a highly contagious, highly dangerous stain of influenza that has caused numerous deaths in and around the Pacific Rim, particularly in China and the Korean Peninsula. Recently located in Vancouver, Canada and other areas as well.

by Dan May 29, 2003

properly

To do something to the extreme

we were properly going man

by Dan August 19, 2003

Monkey Stomp

To act like a small child, yelling, crying, flailing of arms and legs, and grunting like a stupid chimp.

When Mike's wife told him that she got more satisfaction from their small poodle he began doing the monkey stomp.

by Dan October 22, 2003

Lesbians

A woman who basically likes only other females in a sexual/emotional way.

Facts.
1.Most lesbians are not hot
2.Guys liked watching them get it on in a sexual manner
3.They are more manipulative than straight men
4.Lesbians are normally women who were born with female body parts but have a chemical imbalance which makes their features look more manly over time while which make them attacted to women with or without the disorder,their also known as "born Lesbians"
5."Made Lesbians" are women who have been used by men and decided that maybe another woman will understand them more.
They can be very feminate making them a prize for "Born Lesbians"

Kate is a lesbian,I mean she is cool but she looks like a guy in the face,but you know what,I would still fuck her because I am a guy and I would stick my dick in anything female

by Dan April 11, 2005

ddrfreak

Term used to describe a really good or really obsessed Dance Dance Revolution player.

That dude is a ddrfreak.

by Dan April 3, 2004