16 definitions by Dan Jewell

Luke, I am your father

The climax to a certain situation. Usaully preceded by the "Luke..."

1. In the Movie "Friday", the "Luke, I am your father" is when, Craig whoops Deebo's ass. Yeaahh!!!

2. The "Luke I am your father" of slim bavis's life, was giving the rectal thermometer to his favorite moped.

by Dan Jewell March 23, 2005

Vaginercise

To excercise the vaginal muscles, much like Kegal excercises, in order to de-loosify the yeast pouch.

After two months of grueling Vaginercises, Kelli's pussy was as tight as a butthole.

by Dan Jewell March 25, 2005