Definitions by Dale P. Johnson

Holy Shit 

when the woman does not want anal sex but the man does. He performs the sneak attack and sticks his penis into her ass when she is not expecting causing her to yell Holy Shit!

Jenna did not want to do anal, but i did. So i gave her the Holy Shit.

Holy Shit by Dale P. Johnson December 14, 2008

chocolate gretzky 

when you are having anal sex with a woman and you pull out and quickly insert the butt end of your hockey stick into her ass in place of your penis.

(only a real hockey player can pull off this maneuver)

Last night I gave Steph the chocolate gretzky. It was amazing.

chocolate gretzky by Dale P. Johnson March 23, 2008

South Buffalo body shot 

when a man cums into his partner's belly button and then a third party comes and sucks the cum out of the belly button. not to be confused with a regular body shot which is done with alcohol.

Last night Steph, Kacie, and I did a South Buffalo body shot. It was an experience.

South Buffalo body shot by Dale P. Johnson March 23, 2008

helsinki hand grenade

when someone is fingering someone elses ass hole and inserts their entire fist and then spreads it out, causing the other person to feel like something exploded inside them like a hand grenade.

That girl made me mad last night so i gave her the helsinki hand grenade.

helsinki hand grenade by Dale P. Johnson March 23, 2008

papermate 

to fuck or have sex with

Damn i'd love to papermate that chick!

papermate by Dale P. Johnson August 28, 2007

dasani 

ass, the best part of a woman

Damn, that chicks got a huge dasani.

dasani by Dale P. Johnson August 28, 2007

ran

to steal or rob somebody of something in their posession

Ray, we just ran your lunch money.

ran by Dale P. Johnson August 28, 2007