stinky bridge

flap of skin dividing a womans pussy and her arse hole

jany likes me to cross the stinky bridge

by DAZ July 26, 2004

Clatt

To have sexual relations with a certain person. Shag. Bonk.

How nice is she!? I'd love to clatt her Bovobuar thogg. however she's plain Fexy, I don't stand a chance.

I clatt her all night last night, and when I woke up this morning we Clatt again!

He lied, he said she Clatt him.

Do you want to clatt me?

by Daz September 22, 2004

smella

The genitalia of the female species (in bad condition)

Sheesh that girl had one proper smella!

by Daz December 14, 2003

Football Factory

A movie bible to all young chavs on their future lives, violence and drugs. Follows the lifes of football hooligans covered in yes, you guessed it, Burberry and shit Parka's.

Film that has more swearing that a series of the Osbournes.

White Boy Jemal: "Hey Bruv! Did ya watch The Football Factory"

Dave: Yeah course, innit, bruv, its safe.

White Boy Jemal: Fuckin top notch weren't it

Dave: Fuck yeah bitch, I'll fuckin kick your head you muggy little cunt.

White Boy Jemal: Fuck that for a laugh.

by Daz January 24, 2005

the old people smell

The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been previously occupied by old people.

I puked my Zellers Z-burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
I had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.

by Daz March 08, 2005

the old people smell

The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been occupied by old people.

I puked my Zellers burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
Man, had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.

by Daz March 08, 2005

Tunnocks

To mean women's breasts, from the term Tunnocks Tea Cakes.

Have you see the size of her Tunnocks?! She's got nipples like small pancakes.

With Tunnock's like that she's gonna get a long way in this here porn industry.

When she took off her top she had no Tunnocks at all? I've got bigger tunnocks than she has!

by Daz September 22, 2004