Da Vin Chee's definitions
Taking a powerful dump by using excessive force to squeeze out the turds, this act is usually followed by an excessive amount of grunting.
Dude 1: "Did you take a shit yet bro?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, I'm just gonna hold it in, some asshole is taking a vigorous shit in there and it smells like a mother!"
Dude 2: "Nah man, I'm just gonna hold it in, some asshole is taking a vigorous shit in there and it smells like a mother!"
by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009
Get the Vigorous shitmug. A method used to mask the identity of an embarassing booty call by comparing their looks to a celebrity.
Dude 1: "So what did that girl look like man! You slept with her and you're not giving me details!"
Dude 2: "Umm, she was ok... Kind of looked like Margaret Cho..."
Dude 1: "Dude, what the hell? Margaret Cho is not even fine, don't try that celebrity ass cover up on me doggy!"
Dude 2: "Umm, she was ok... Kind of looked like Margaret Cho..."
Dude 1: "Dude, what the hell? Margaret Cho is not even fine, don't try that celebrity ass cover up on me doggy!"
by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010
Get the Celebrity ass cover upmug. A person among a group of friends that decides who needs to drink more and who needs to stop drinking. This person is something of a combination between the drink police and a booze bouncer.
Dude 1: "Dude you need to stop drinking! We're gonna play some drinking games later and you're already wasted! And you over there... you didn't drink enough, stop being a sissy!"
Dude 2: "Fucking booze coordinator, mind your own business!"
Dude 2: "Fucking booze coordinator, mind your own business!"
by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010
Get the Booze coordinatormug. When you are ready to throw it down and give it your all plus a little extra, regardless how fucked up it might be.
Dude 1: "So he was fucking with your girl right?"
Dude 2: "Yeah son! He's gonna pay!"
Dude 1: "You gonna show him up?"
Dude 2: "I'm gonna throw it down like shit in the mouth!"
Dude 1: "Holy shit dude, don't go that far, just knock him out, that should teach him"
Dude 2: "Yeah son! He's gonna pay!"
Dude 1: "You gonna show him up?"
Dude 2: "I'm gonna throw it down like shit in the mouth!"
Dude 1: "Holy shit dude, don't go that far, just knock him out, that should teach him"
by Da Vin Chee February 2, 2010
Get the Throw it down like shit in the mouthmug. A cist that is usually located somewhere visible (like the face) and is often regarded as a crucial part of that person's look.
Dude 1: "Hey man, you look different, did you get a haircut?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, I got my cist removed from my face."
Dude 1: "Why the hell did you remove your buddy cist man? It gave you character!"
Dude 2: "Nah man, I got my cist removed from my face."
Dude 1: "Why the hell did you remove your buddy cist man? It gave you character!"
by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010
Get the Buddy cistmug. A term coined by the infamous Borat Sagdiyev, which is used to describe a feeling of joy and excitement. This term is best used with a thick Kazakh accent.
Dude 1: "Hey dude, aren't you going out on a date with that hot chick from the club?"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah! I'm so excite!!" (with Kazakh accent)
Dude 1: "There's no way you're gonna get laid talking like that."
Dude 2: "Hell yeah! I'm so excite!!" (with Kazakh accent)
Dude 1: "There's no way you're gonna get laid talking like that."
by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009
Get the So Excitemug. Hick 1: "How did ya spend yer weekend Bob?"
Hick 2: "Me and Cletus been goin' cow tippin'"
Hick 1: "Didn't know that it was sumthin' two people could do"
Hick 2: "Don't worry Bubba, we'll learn ya how to cow tip"
Hick 2: "Me and Cletus been goin' cow tippin'"
Hick 1: "Didn't know that it was sumthin' two people could do"
Hick 2: "Don't worry Bubba, we'll learn ya how to cow tip"
by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010
Get the Learn yamug.