Da Vin Chee's definitions

Impenetrable bush

A large amount of hair located around the buttocks and anal region. Some people decide not to shave this region due to the fact that it renders the individual immune to any attempts at sodomy.

Dude 1: "Yo man, I heard your homeboy just got out of the pen, did he get it up the butt at all?"
Dude 2: "Nah doggy, that mutha fucka's ass has an impenetrable bush, no one got near that shit."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Slip it slow

A term used to describe a drinking style between chugging and sipping. When slipping your drink, you slowly let it flow down your throat without stopping to breathe.

Dude 1: "He brought some Jager and he's gonna slip it slow, like Mick Jagger"
Dude 2: "Mick Jagger drank like that?"
Dude 1: "How the hell am I supposed to know? It rhymes though so I said it..."

by Da Vin Chee February 2, 2010

Vigorous shit

Taking a powerful dump by using excessive force to squeeze out the turds, this act is usually followed by an excessive amount of grunting.

Dude 1: "Did you take a shit yet bro?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, I'm just gonna hold it in, some asshole is taking a vigorous shit in there and it smells like a mother!"

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

So Excite

A term coined by the infamous Borat Sagdiyev, which is used to describe a feeling of joy and excitement. This term is best used with a thick Kazakh accent.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, aren't you going out on a date with that hot chick from the club?"

Dude 2: "Hell yeah! I'm so excite!!" (with Kazakh accent)

Dude 1: "There's no way you're gonna get laid talking like that."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Learn ya

Slang used commonly by rednecks and southerners to replace "teach you".

Hick 1: "How did ya spend yer weekend Bob?"
Hick 2: "Me and Cletus been goin' cow tippin'"
Hick 1: "Didn't know that it was sumthin' two people could do"
Hick 2: "Don't worry Bubba, we'll learn ya how to cow tip"

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Punch bounce back

When someone gets punched so hard that they stumble back, bounce off an object and return to the person who punched them just to get punched again.

Dude 1: "Man, my homey got in a fight last night at the party."
Dude 2: "Word? Did he whoop the guy's ass?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, gave the guy a punch bounce back from a wall, that guy was done for!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Foreign note taker

A foreign guy that barely speaks English, so he writes down everything he's told.

Dude 1: "So here is how you setup the terminal..."
Foreign dude: "Ok let me write"
Dude 1: "Dude it was simple, you gotta write that shit down?"
Foreign dude: "Yes, talk slow please"
Dude 1: "Damnit, I'm stuck with a foreign note taker!"
Foreign dude: "How you spell that?"

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010