Da Vin Chee's definitions

Gurr

Another term for "girl", used commonly in slang.

Dude: "Wat up gurr? Where you from?"
Dudette: "Who talks like that?? Get away from me!"

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Vigorous shit

Taking a powerful dump by using excessive force to squeeze out the turds, this act is usually followed by an excessive amount of grunting.

Dude 1: "Did you take a shit yet bro?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, I'm just gonna hold it in, some asshole is taking a vigorous shit in there and it smells like a mother!"

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Slip it slow

A term used to describe a drinking style between chugging and sipping. When slipping your drink, you slowly let it flow down your throat without stopping to breathe.

Dude 1: "He brought some Jager and he's gonna slip it slow, like Mick Jagger"
Dude 2: "Mick Jagger drank like that?"
Dude 1: "How the hell am I supposed to know? It rhymes though so I said it..."

by Da Vin Chee February 2, 2010

Impenetrable bush

A large amount of hair located around the buttocks and anal region. Some people decide not to shave this region due to the fact that it renders the individual immune to any attempts at sodomy.

Dude 1: "Yo man, I heard your homeboy just got out of the pen, did he get it up the butt at all?"
Dude 2: "Nah doggy, that mutha fucka's ass has an impenetrable bush, no one got near that shit."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Facebook terrorist

Someone who goes on Facebook and plays practical jokes by tagging you in strange pictures that you don't belong to, posting awkward pictures of you as their main picture, creating fake facebook accounts in your name, constantly harassing your wall and/or other acts of Facebook terrorism.

Dude 1: "What the hell? Someone tagged me in this picture but that's not even me! This guy looks like a jackass!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, must have been Abe, the other day he made a fake fan profile of you being a rapper, you have 11 fans already dude!"
Dude 1: "Goddamn facebook terrorist!"

by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010

Idle morning

When you're at work and there's nothing to do so you cruise the internet and chat until your boss hands you some work.

Dude 1: "Dude, check out Johnson, he's just chilling in his cube cruising the net."
Dude 2: "Yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he's having an idle morning today."

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Pussy clouds

Term used to define where most guys' heads are about 99.9% of the time.

Dude 1: "Man, I just can't stop thinking about that chick..."
Dude 2: "Just get your head out the pussy clouds man, and just relex"
Dude 1: "What?"
Dude 2: "It's relax with some sex! It's called relex!"
Dude 1: "Ok, so get my head out of the pussy clouds by having sex? Alright... I'm just going to walk over this way now..."

by Da Vin Chee February 2, 2010