by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011
Get the Returd mug.Girl- "What are you up to tonight?"
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
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Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."
by Da Sperminator April 26, 2011
Get the I drink, therefore I am mug.Guy 1- "Yo, dude, you trying to play Call of Duty?"
Guy 2- "Nah man, I gotta get my room cleaned up."
Guy 1- "You gay dude?"
Guy 2- "Bro, Cindy might be in town tonight!"
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Guy 1- "You gay dude?"
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Guy 1- "Ah, a little fling cleaning, I see. Well, carry on!"
by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011
Get the fling cleaning mug.(n.) the guy who carries his woman's merchandise around a store; nothing screams whipped louder; female response to being told to make a sammich.
Guy 1- "So I saw you and Lindsey at the store. Hope those shoe boxes weren't too heavy, haha!"
Guy 2- "Shut up, man!"
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Girl- "Did you just say that, little man? Go be my shopping bitch, or it's no sex for a year!"
by Da Sperminator March 17, 2011
Get the shopping bitch mug.Wine Prude- "Good sir, what have you there?"
Gangsta- "Chardon, homeskillet! I'm swillin' like a villain!"
Wine Prude- "I beg your pardon, young man I was unable to understand you."
Gangsta- "I'm drinking Chardonnay, you stuffy fuck!"
Gangsta- "Chardon, homeskillet! I'm swillin' like a villain!"
Wine Prude- "I beg your pardon, young man I was unable to understand you."
Gangsta- "I'm drinking Chardonnay, you stuffy fuck!"
by Da Sperminator May 18, 2011
Get the Chardon mug.(n.) the slut you fuck on a regular basis, but would never even consider dating; friends with benefits.
Guy 1- "Yo, are you and Jill dating man? You're always over there!"
Guy 2- "No way, bro! She's just my slutfriend, I don't do that dating thing!"
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by Da Sperminator February 25, 2011
Get the slutfriend mug.(adj.) a rare state in which one retains, or even achieves, transcendent hotness while simultaneously looking filthy; possibly coined to describe Ke$ha.
Guy 1- "That Ke$ha girl, damn she's so dirty!"
Guy 2- "I know man, she's such a skank! I bet she's got tons of STDs"
Guy 1- "Well, I mean, yes, possibly, but I really meant that she's just unclean, like she needs to take a shower. I think she's straight up dumpster hot."
Guy 2- "I know man, she's such a skank! I bet she's got tons of STDs"
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by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
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