Da Sperminator's definitions

ethics and shit

(n.) a concise summary of the details of any college discussion/ question/ debate relating to ethics.

Guy 1- "What happened in class yesterday, bro?"
Guy 2- "The prof talked about ethics and shit."

by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

gnazi

(n.) a swarm of gnats, proving so vexatious as to warrant a comparison to the totalitarian regime of the National Socialist German Workers' Party (Nazi).

Fuck the great outdoors! These gnazis are pestering me like the Gestapo!

by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011

hamburger

(n.) a recently-given hickey; coined for its distinct raw, meaty look.

Guy 1- "Nice hamburger, broseph."
Guy 2- "Yeah. She was real hongry!"

by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

Returd

(n.) When the solid deuce you are dropping stubbornly shoots back up into your bunghole.

Guy on the shitter- "Yo, this deuce wants to stay in my ass forever, fuckin' returd!"

by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011

2 o'clock brunch rush

(n.) the wave of hung over college kids that comes into the cafeteria for brunch around 2pm; typically occurs on Saturday and Sunday.

Guy 1- "Dude, you were so wasted last night."
Guy 2- "I know, I need to eat!"
Guy 1- "Well, you'll be smack dab in the middle of the 2 o'clock brunch rush if you go now."

by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

Burny

(n.) an abbreviation of Burnett's Vodka & Gin.

Guy 1: "Yo, my contact is gonna pick us up some Burny, what flavor do you want?"

Guy 2: "Is that a question, dog? Green Apple Burny is the only answer!"

Guy 1: "Aw, fuck it dude! Let's just pay $5 more and get some Smirnoff."

by Da Sperminator May 8, 2011

Keh dollar sign Ha

(n.) how Ke$ha should actually be pronounced.

Guy- "Somebody tell the foreign exchange kid that it's not pronounced Keh dollar sign Ha. Also, turn that gay shit off!"

by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011