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Dad: "Congratulations son, you just won 2nd place at States!"
Kid: "Na, I only ran a mile in 4:38. That's not that good."
Dad: "Cut the humbullshit boy and go have victory sex with your girlfriend!"
Kid: "Na, I only ran a mile in 4:38. That's not that good."
Dad: "Cut the humbullshit boy and go have victory sex with your girlfriend!"
by Da Sperminator June 18, 2011
Get the humbullshit mug.(n.) a swarm of gnats, proving so vexatious as to warrant a comparison to the totalitarian regime of the National Socialist German Workers' Party (Nazi).
by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011
Get the gnazi mug.a device to remotely trap, catch, or capture a bro employing the use of a beer as bait; like a mousetrap, but using a brewski instead of cheese.
"Yo Cal, can you brew me?" -dude
"Sure bro... (puts hand in beer trap fridge). Yo dude, what the hell?! My hand is stuck." -Cal
"Good, now let's talk about you fucking my girlfriend, you son of a bitch!" -dude
"Sure bro... (puts hand in beer trap fridge). Yo dude, what the hell?! My hand is stuck." -Cal
"Good, now let's talk about you fucking my girlfriend, you son of a bitch!" -dude
by Da Sperminator October 4, 2011
Get the beer trap mug.(n.) sort of like a mix between a blind date and a booty call, it's the skank you dig up for the bro who came to visit your college and wants to get laid.
Guy 1- "Dude, I'm ballin' down to Tha Burg tonight!"
Guy 2- "Good shit, we need to party!"
Guy 1- "Yeah man, I need some pussy bad! Wanna hook me up?"
Guy 2- "Oh, I got a perfect male order slut just waiting for ya, champ!"
Guy 1- "Glorious! I'ma get my dick wet!"
Guy 2- "Good shit, we need to party!"
Guy 1- "Yeah man, I need some pussy bad! Wanna hook me up?"
Guy 2- "Oh, I got a perfect male order slut just waiting for ya, champ!"
Guy 1- "Glorious! I'ma get my dick wet!"
by Da Sperminator February 25, 2011
Get the Male Order Slut mug.(n.) a hip, funky fresh way of jazzing up the name of even the most mundane city/ township ending with the suffix "Burg."
Guy 1- "Yo champ, where you lockin' down tonight?"
Guy 2- "I'm hittin' up Tha Burg wif my girl, dawg!"
Guy1- "Tha Burg? Where the fuck is that?"
Guy 2- "Tha Burg! Ya know? Williamsburg, not much happening there, D. Gotta spice it up somehow."
Guy 2- "I'm hittin' up Tha Burg wif my girl, dawg!"
Guy1- "Tha Burg? Where the fuck is that?"
Guy 2- "Tha Burg! Ya know? Williamsburg, not much happening there, D. Gotta spice it up somehow."
by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011
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Get the Returd mug.(n.) the study of all things smurf; Donnie Darko is considered by most experts to have been the pioneer of this field.
Smurfology, as expounded by Mr. D. Darko:
Donnie Darko- “Smurfette doesn't fuck.”
Sean Smith- “That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.”
Ronald Fisher- “No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.”
Sean Smith- “Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?”
Ronald Fisher- “What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.”
Sean Smith- “Yeah, what he does, he films the gangbang, and he beats off to the tape.”
Donnie Darko- “First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?”
Ronald Fisher- “Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?”
Donnie Darko- “Smurfette doesn't fuck.”
Sean Smith- “That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.”
Ronald Fisher- “No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.”
Sean Smith- “Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?”
Ronald Fisher- “What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.”
Sean Smith- “Yeah, what he does, he films the gangbang, and he beats off to the tape.”
Donnie Darko- “First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?”
Ronald Fisher- “Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?”
by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
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