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Guy 1: "Yo, my contact is gonna pick us up some Burny, what flavor do you want?"
Guy 2: "Is that a question, dog? Green Apple Burny is the only answer!"
Guy 1: "Aw, fuck it dude! Let's just pay $5 more and get some Smirnoff."
Guy 2: "Is that a question, dog? Green Apple Burny is the only answer!"
Guy 1: "Aw, fuck it dude! Let's just pay $5 more and get some Smirnoff."
by Da Sperminator May 8, 2011
Get the Burny mug.Wine Prude- "Good sir, what have you there?"
Gangsta- "Chardon, homeskillet! I'm swillin' like a villain!"
Wine Prude- "I beg your pardon, young man I was unable to understand you."
Gangsta- "I'm drinking Chardonnay, you stuffy fuck!"
Gangsta- "Chardon, homeskillet! I'm swillin' like a villain!"
Wine Prude- "I beg your pardon, young man I was unable to understand you."
Gangsta- "I'm drinking Chardonnay, you stuffy fuck!"
by Da Sperminator May 18, 2011
Get the Chardon mug.Girl- "What are you up to tonight?"
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."
by Da Sperminator April 26, 2011
Get the I drink, therefore I am mug.(adj.) a rare state in which one retains, or even achieves, transcendent hotness while simultaneously looking filthy; possibly coined to describe Ke$ha.
Guy 1- "That Ke$ha girl, damn she's so dirty!"
Guy 2- "I know man, she's such a skank! I bet she's got tons of STDs"
Guy 1- "Well, I mean, yes, possibly, but I really meant that she's just unclean, like she needs to take a shower. I think she's straight up dumpster hot."
Guy 2- "I know man, she's such a skank! I bet she's got tons of STDs"
Guy 1- "Well, I mean, yes, possibly, but I really meant that she's just unclean, like she needs to take a shower. I think she's straight up dumpster hot."
by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
Get the dumpster hot mug.(n.) the slut you fuck on a regular basis, but would never even consider dating; friends with benefits.
Guy 1- "Yo, are you and Jill dating man? You're always over there!"
Guy 2- "No way, bro! She's just my slutfriend, I don't do that dating thing!"
Guy 2- "No way, bro! She's just my slutfriend, I don't do that dating thing!"
by Da Sperminator February 25, 2011
Get the slutfriend mug.(n.) the wave of hung over college kids that comes into the cafeteria for brunch around 2pm; typically occurs on Saturday and Sunday.
Guy 1- "Dude, you were so wasted last night."
Guy 2- "I know, I need to eat!"
Guy 1- "Well, you'll be smack dab in the middle of the 2 o'clock brunch rush if you go now."
Guy 2- "I know, I need to eat!"
Guy 1- "Well, you'll be smack dab in the middle of the 2 o'clock brunch rush if you go now."
by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
Get the 2 o'clock brunch rush mug.(n.) A prescient movement spanning artistic genres and political boundaries, originating in the latter half of the 18th Century, which foreshadowed the brotastic rise of bro culture.
The brotastic bros of the Bromantic Era were broskis like:
Wolfgang Amadeus Brozart, Samuel Taylor Broleridge, and
Edgar Allan Bro.
Wolfgang Amadeus Brozart, Samuel Taylor Broleridge, and
Edgar Allan Bro.
by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
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