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by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011
Get the Returdmug. Dad: "Congratulations son, you just won 2nd place at States!"
Kid: "Na, I only ran a mile in 4:38. That's not that good."
Dad: "Cut the humbullshit boy and go have victory sex with your girlfriend!"
Kid: "Na, I only ran a mile in 4:38. That's not that good."
Dad: "Cut the humbullshit boy and go have victory sex with your girlfriend!"
by Da Sperminator June 18, 2011
Get the humbullshitmug. (n.) A Designated Kings Deck is the deck of cards you use exclusively for playing the drinking game Kings. A DKD is often selected to prevent other, nicer decks from destruction and beer splattering.
Guy 1- "Yo, I found cards, let's play some Kings!"
Guy 2- "Wow, wait up bro, use a Designated Kings Deck! These cards here are for playing poker!"
Guy 2- "Wow, wait up bro, use a Designated Kings Deck! These cards here are for playing poker!"
by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011
Get the Designated Kings Deckmug. Guy 1- "Yo, dude, you trying to play Call of Duty?"
Guy 2- "Nah man, I gotta get my room cleaned up."
Guy 1- "You gay dude?"
Guy 2- "Bro, Cindy might be in town tonight!"
Guy 1- "Ah, a little fling cleaning, I see. Well, carry on!"
Guy 2- "Nah man, I gotta get my room cleaned up."
Guy 1- "You gay dude?"
Guy 2- "Bro, Cindy might be in town tonight!"
Guy 1- "Ah, a little fling cleaning, I see. Well, carry on!"
by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011
Get the fling cleaningmug. (v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.
Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."
by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011
Get the limbering for timberingmug. an expression of utmost surprise, confusion, frustration, amazement, terror, or delight; often abrieviated as OMF, it is far more powerful than OMG; made famous by George Clooney in the film BURN AFTER READING.
Guy 1- "I just watched APOCALYPSE NOW."
Guy 2- "Oh sweet, dude! What did you think?"
Guy 1- "Oh my fuck!"
Guy 2- "Oh sweet, dude! What did you think?"
Guy 1- "Oh my fuck!"
by Da Sperminator February 20, 2011
Get the Oh my fuck!mug. (n.) the study of all things smurf; Donnie Darko is considered by most experts to have been the pioneer of this field.
Smurfology, as expounded by Mr. D. Darko:
Donnie Darko- “Smurfette doesn't fuck.”
Sean Smith- “That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.”
Ronald Fisher- “No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.”
Sean Smith- “Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?”
Ronald Fisher- “What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.”
Sean Smith- “Yeah, what he does, he films the gangbang, and he beats off to the tape.”
Donnie Darko- “First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?”
Ronald Fisher- “Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?”
Donnie Darko- “Smurfette doesn't fuck.”
Sean Smith- “That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.”
Ronald Fisher- “No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.”
Sean Smith- “Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?”
Ronald Fisher- “What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.”
Sean Smith- “Yeah, what he does, he films the gangbang, and he beats off to the tape.”
Donnie Darko- “First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?”
Ronald Fisher- “Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?”
by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
Get the smurfologymug.