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Guy 1: "Yo, my contact is gonna pick us up some Burny, what flavor do you want?"
Guy 2: "Is that a question, dog? Green Apple Burny is the only answer!"
Guy 1: "Aw, fuck it dude! Let's just pay $5 more and get some Smirnoff."
Guy 2: "Is that a question, dog? Green Apple Burny is the only answer!"
Guy 1: "Aw, fuck it dude! Let's just pay $5 more and get some Smirnoff."
by Da Sperminator May 8, 2011
Get the Burnymug. by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011
Get the Returdmug. (n.) the attitude, typically piss poor, assumed by any foolish individual drinking Aristocrat Vodka, aka 'Crat.
Guy 1- "Did Keith just bong a solo cup of 'Crat?"
Guy 2- "Yeah, I wish he hadn't too, he gets a bad 'Crattitude from drinking that shit!"
Guy 2- "Yeah, I wish he hadn't too, he gets a bad 'Crattitude from drinking that shit!"
by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
Get the 'Crattitudemug. when you pull out from some head to stop from cumming, but proceed to blow your wad all over her face anyway: mutual surprise ensues, as you thought you just needed a quick break.
Dan: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh no! Cindy, stop! I'm gonna cum!"
*yahtzee*
Cindy: "What? Come on Dan, what the fuck! All over my face?"
Dan: "Sorry darling, it was a Florida Surprise!"
*yahtzee*
Cindy: "What? Come on Dan, what the fuck! All over my face?"
Dan: "Sorry darling, it was a Florida Surprise!"
by Da Sperminator May 8, 2011
Get the Florida Surprisemug. (n.) any unusually difficult workout for a sport; often the coach's only means of palliation to his or her team is to provide pizza afterward.
Coach- "Get some good sleep tonight, boys. You'll need it for tomorrow."
Guy 1- "Oh shit, looks like Coach is planning a pizza party for us."
Guy 2- "Fuck a duck man, I can't run any more laps!"
Guy 1- "Oh shit, looks like Coach is planning a pizza party for us."
Guy 2- "Fuck a duck man, I can't run any more laps!"
by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
Get the pizza partymug. (n.) a fake Facebook account that you make for friends who either deleted theirs or refuse to get one.
Guy 1: "This is fuckin' perfect! Whoever made a falsebook for Brian, mad props! The only thing is you have to put TWILIGHT as his favorite movie, TOOL as his favorite band, and list his sexual preference as interested in MEN!!! He's gonna be so pissed when he finds out about this falsebook! Fuck yeah!!! Wooooo!!!"
by Da Sperminator March 4, 2011
Get the falsebookmug. (adj.) a rare state in which one retains, or even achieves, transcendent hotness while simultaneously looking filthy; possibly coined to describe Ke$ha.
Guy 1- "That Ke$ha girl, damn she's so dirty!"
Guy 2- "I know man, she's such a skank! I bet she's got tons of STDs"
Guy 1- "Well, I mean, yes, possibly, but I really meant that she's just unclean, like she needs to take a shower. I think she's straight up dumpster hot."
Guy 2- "I know man, she's such a skank! I bet she's got tons of STDs"
Guy 1- "Well, I mean, yes, possibly, but I really meant that she's just unclean, like she needs to take a shower. I think she's straight up dumpster hot."
by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
Get the dumpster hotmug.