Da Quizzler's definitions

Grand Theft Our Hoe

Just as serious as "Grand Theft Auto" in some cultures. This is when two buddies are trying to pull off the eiffeltower or any other 2 on 1 maneuver and some other guy(s) come(s) along and steals her away.

Dan: That bitch was ours dammit! I was as horny as a goat on weed for that scallywag!
Nicholas: Yeah what the hell is Zack's problem?!
Dan: That's Grand Theft Our Hoe, first degree.

by Da Quizzler July 8, 2011

Guysmaids

A gay guy's groomsman.

Alex: You're silly, I'm gonna make you one of my guysmaids!
Adam: Faaaaaaaaaaaabulous!

by Da Quizzler June 29, 2011

Innuendhoe

A female that can be turned on easily simply by using sexual innuendos.

Graham: Dude I got that date with Jayme tonight, I wonder how I'm gonna go about gettin' in those jeans?
Dane: Oh c'mon G, everyone knows she's an innuendhoe, spit a lil somethin in her ear pimpin'!

by Da Quizzler June 29, 2011

FrequentlyAskedQuestions

When you are trying to be PG rated around parents, instead of saying Fuck you, or FA-Q or FAQ, just say FrequentlyAskedQuestions!

Mom: Now Michael make sure you share your food with Max too!

Michael: HEY MAX, FrequentlyAskedQuestions!!!

by Da Quizzler June 17, 2011

Caddyshack

Someone who spends more on their car than dwelling. Hence drives a Caddy but lives in a shack.

Oh man check out Dimitrius he got the new STS!" "yea but isn't he still living in that dump?" "He's a caddyshack!

by Da Quizzler August 11, 2010

Seven-Eleven

Someone who has ruined their reputation to the point of being socially "bankrupt." Hence chapter 7 and 11 bankruptcy.

Lindsay: You're fucking fat!
Dan: Shup up bitch! You and your sister hit bankruptcy years ago!!
Dan: Ya'll hoes are Seven-Eleven!!

by Da Quizzler August 11, 2010