A regular ordinary MP3 / MP4 player that costs 10x more than the standard player.
It's basically an item one tells themselves is better and more qualified than any other media device, yet it requires installing bullshit iTunes, using some special cable that costs an arm and a leg instead of the standard USB 2.0, and ultimately becomes a useless piece of shit when the screen gets scratched.
It's also got an overrated battery that lasts about 40 minutes.
It's basically an item one tells themselves is better and more qualified than any other media device, yet it requires installing bullshit iTunes, using some special cable that costs an arm and a leg instead of the standard USB 2.0, and ultimately becomes a useless piece of shit when the screen gets scratched.
It's also got an overrated battery that lasts about 40 minutes.
Person 1: DUDE! I just got a new iPod.
Me: *facepalm*
So many people like iPods and are so convinced they are the best, I will be surprised if this comment is even approved.
Me: *facepalm*
So many people like iPods and are so convinced they are the best, I will be surprised if this comment is even approved.
by Da Milkman July 05, 2009

A decent browser, loads of extensions, ect. It's gained more popularity than any other release of Firefox, and now owns about 40% of the browser market share. Nothing major, just a browser.
I downloaded Firefox 3 yesterday because Internet Explorer is too insecure for me, and Opera is too much great browser to handle.
by Da Milkman June 03, 2009

The newest game to be released in the Battlefield series. It is free to play, the only thing that will cost real money, perhaps, is clothes and such.
The only current bad thing is that it's still in Private Beta Phase 2, meaning you need a key, so the forums are spammed with people asking for others keys.
The only current bad thing is that it's still in Private Beta Phase 2, meaning you need a key, so the forums are spammed with people asking for others keys.
Spammer: Can I have your Battlefield Heroes key? I really want to play...
Me: Yea, my key is.....SORRY, NO KEY FOR YOU.
Me: Yea, my key is.....SORRY, NO KEY FOR YOU.
by Da Milkman April 07, 2009

It's just the background image located behind the "Urban Dictionary" logo. It just so happens you might accidental drag it into the box when trying to click inside the search box.
I'm certain we've all encountered it at least once.
I'm certain we've all encountered it at least once.
http://static3.urbandictionary.com/images/header_background_right.jpg?1240619761
It's just the background image.
It's just the background image.
by Da Milkman April 24, 2009

The most kick-ass first person shooter made in history. Want to get inside a building, but that wall is blocking? Simple, blow it up! This game is awesome, as everything in the environment is DESTROYABLE. You can blow up houses, blow holes in walls, not to mention it has a fairly entertaining single player mode. It's main awesomeness is featured online, where you can keep ranks, and even take screenshots and they will auto-upload to EA's servers for FREE. It uses the new Frostbite engine, allowing people to mess with the environment, such as also blowing craters into the ground, giving your teammates cover. It features the old conquest mode, as well as the new and popular Gold Rush mode, in which you must either defend or attack gold crates. Now you do not have to worry about idiots hiding all the time, as you can blow away their cover, leaving them for dead.
Person 1: Hey, I'm going to play Call of Duty 4, you in?
Person 2: Why? So some idiot can hide behind a wall all day? No thank you.
Person 1: What are you talking about? All games are like that!
Person 2: Not Battlefield Bad company, you can blow apart walls with awesome weapons!
Person 1: Be right back. *goes and shoots Call of Duty 4*
Person 2: Going to go get Battlefield Bad Company now?
Person 1: Hell yea!
Person 2: Why? So some idiot can hide behind a wall all day? No thank you.
Person 1: What are you talking about? All games are like that!
Person 2: Not Battlefield Bad company, you can blow apart walls with awesome weapons!
Person 1: Be right back. *goes and shoots Call of Duty 4*
Person 2: Going to go get Battlefield Bad Company now?
Person 1: Hell yea!
by Da Milkman December 22, 2008

"Fail" is a word that is more than often overused online. Unfortunately it has spewed into mainstream society and now is being used in every day life, much like "epic".
People who "fail" generally are not even trying to accomplish anything, or they simply do something different than you. This word is most commonly used by annoying teenagers (who put a bad reputation on gaming), who shout "FAIL!" every time someone makes a slight error.
If you point out an obvious flaw by saying "FAIL" you're obviously a failure yourself for having lack of logic.
People who "fail" generally are not even trying to accomplish anything, or they simply do something different than you. This word is most commonly used by annoying teenagers (who put a bad reputation on gaming), who shout "FAIL!" every time someone makes a slight error.
If you point out an obvious flaw by saying "FAIL" you're obviously a failure yourself for having lack of logic.
Kid: I just tripped because someone...tripped me.
Idiot who doesn't use logic to realize it wasn't the kids fault for being tripped, it was actually the other persons fault: FAIL!
Idiot who doesn't use logic to realize it wasn't the kids fault for being tripped, it was actually the other persons fault: FAIL!
by Da Milkman April 24, 2009
