Definitions by Da Milkman
One Post Wonder
The people who register on messages boards, post one time, then disappear, never to be seen again.
The post that they post is usually a nonsensical one that only a select few might understand, but normally leaving much to the imagination.
A One Post Wonder may contain anything from smileys, the word "Hi", to the more common spam.
The post that they post is usually a nonsensical one that only a select few might understand, but normally leaving much to the imagination.
A One Post Wonder may contain anything from smileys, the word "Hi", to the more common spam.
One Post Wonder by Da Milkman November 14, 2009
Battlefield Bad Company 2
The next generation of the Battlefield serious, rumored to be the final stage before the mysterious Battlefield 3 is announced.
Bad Company 2 features the new Frostbite 2.0 allowing for even more destructible environments, meaning no longer can you take down a full wall by one grenade, only a small hole is opened up.
Bad Company 2 is also the first M rated game in the Battlefield serious, due to the language and blood.
It's also the first Frostbite game that will be available for PC. A beta of it is released on November 19th, but for Playstation 3 only, meaning the forums were flooded with whining Xbox 360 players. The PC beta also comes out sometime in December.
The game is scheduled to be released on March 2nd, 2009.
Bad Company 2 features the new Frostbite 2.0 allowing for even more destructible environments, meaning no longer can you take down a full wall by one grenade, only a small hole is opened up.
Bad Company 2 is also the first M rated game in the Battlefield serious, due to the language and blood.
It's also the first Frostbite game that will be available for PC. A beta of it is released on November 19th, but for Playstation 3 only, meaning the forums were flooded with whining Xbox 360 players. The PC beta also comes out sometime in December.
The game is scheduled to be released on March 2nd, 2009.
Battlefield Bad Company 2 by Da Milkman November 14, 2009
Facepunch
A forum that is a clear wannabe 4chan. It was started by some asshole named Garry Newman, otherwise known as the fuckhole who invented Garry's Mod. He bitches about bandwidth, and has yet to fix most of the issues that are already present in Garry's Mod, instead he keeps adding new buggy shit. The moderators on this forum are complete retards who will ban you over the simplest things such as their own unwanted opinions on things. Nobody has joined up without being banned at least once. It's the only place where:
-You can get banned for posting the word "the".
-You can get banned for having a decent conversation without having the word "fuck" in every post.
-You can get banned for breathing.
-You can get banned for thinking about something.
-Moderators get hired not based on skill or appropriateness, but rather on them giving other mods / admins blowjobs and showing their asses / breasts.
-You can get banned for posting the word "the".
-You can get banned for having a decent conversation without having the word "fuck" in every post.
-You can get banned for breathing.
-You can get banned for thinking about something.
-Moderators get hired not based on skill or appropriateness, but rather on them giving other mods / admins blowjobs and showing their asses / breasts.
Facepunch Member: The texture looks nice.
Facepunch Mod: Banned. Reason: Using the word "the" without first sucking our tiny cocks.
Facepunch Mod: Banned. Reason: Using the word "the" without first sucking our tiny cocks.
Facepunch by Da Milkman October 21, 2009
Wal-Mart
A store that sells average items made by cheap labor. Everyone seems to forget even those "small family stores" buy things that were made in laborious countries too.
Wal-Mart often takes the blame for "closing" smaller stores. While this may be somewhat true, if the smaller stores would have expanded, they would have had a shot to survive.
Wal-Mart takes everything you must normally go to multiple stores for, and combine it into one. Many people moan about it sucking / being for poor rednecks, but the fact is everyone goes there at least once in their life to pick up something they need. There is nothing really wrong with the store. The store does sell cheap clothing, but who cares? That store Steve & Barry's (went under by the way), had cheap clothes yet people thought it was the greatest thing.
Wal-Mart often takes the blame for "closing" smaller stores. While this may be somewhat true, if the smaller stores would have expanded, they would have had a shot to survive.
Wal-Mart takes everything you must normally go to multiple stores for, and combine it into one. Many people moan about it sucking / being for poor rednecks, but the fact is everyone goes there at least once in their life to pick up something they need. There is nothing really wrong with the store. The store does sell cheap clothing, but who cares? That store Steve & Barry's (went under by the way), had cheap clothes yet people thought it was the greatest thing.
Wal-Mart combines everything into one. Filled with normal people who complain for no real reason, as if they care about those "small stores" anyway.
Wal-Mart by Da Milkman July 26, 2009
EB Games
The lesser of 2 evils. It's either GameStop, or EB Games.
Though both do pay you nearly nothing for used games, EB Games tends to give more in-store credit for those who wish to do that instead of getting cold hard cash.
EB Games has a wider selection, more console support, and the customer service usually acts like customer service should, unlike GameStop where they try to sell you a bunch of extra stuff you don't need, and don't babble in your ear about their personal opinions.
Though both do pay you nearly nothing for used games, EB Games tends to give more in-store credit for those who wish to do that instead of getting cold hard cash.
EB Games has a wider selection, more console support, and the customer service usually acts like customer service should, unlike GameStop where they try to sell you a bunch of extra stuff you don't need, and don't babble in your ear about their personal opinions.
EB Games Scenario
EB Games: Welcome. How may I assist you today?
Me: I just would like to get Battlefield 2 for PC.
EB Games: Alright, here you are, we index all of our games so we actually know what people are looking for.
Me: How much will this come to.
EB Games: Only about $10.
Me: Ah, that's nice.
EB Games: *Rings up game* Have a nice day.
Me: You too.
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GameStop Scenario
GameStop: YO! What are you looking for today man?
Me: Just Battlefield 2 for PC.
GameStop: Nah man, get Battlefield 2142! Way better!
Me: No, I want Battlefield 2.
GameStop: Why? It's got future weapons!
Me: I already said, I want Battlefield 2.
GameStop: Do you have an ID to verify your age?
Me: You're kidding right?
GameStop: Sorry sir, we need ID for EVERYONE who buys games rated over E.
Me: I thought it was M.
GameStop: Alright sir calm down. If you don't have an ID I can't sell you the game.
Me: ...
GameStop: If you buy Battlefield 2142 I will not card you. ;-)
Me: LISTEN! I do NOT want to buy Battlefield 2142! I already own it, and I want Battlefield 2. I don't care to listen to your stories about how it's so much better. JUST RING UP MY DAMN GAME!
GameStop: Do you have ID?
Me: ...FUCK YOU. I'm going to EB Games. Have fun being a virgin forever, chicks don't like guys who masturbate to half-naked 3D characters in games. Do us all a favor, and just die.
EB Games: Welcome. How may I assist you today?
Me: I just would like to get Battlefield 2 for PC.
EB Games: Alright, here you are, we index all of our games so we actually know what people are looking for.
Me: How much will this come to.
EB Games: Only about $10.
Me: Ah, that's nice.
EB Games: *Rings up game* Have a nice day.
Me: You too.
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GameStop Scenario
GameStop: YO! What are you looking for today man?
Me: Just Battlefield 2 for PC.
GameStop: Nah man, get Battlefield 2142! Way better!
Me: No, I want Battlefield 2.
GameStop: Why? It's got future weapons!
Me: I already said, I want Battlefield 2.
GameStop: Do you have an ID to verify your age?
Me: You're kidding right?
GameStop: Sorry sir, we need ID for EVERYONE who buys games rated over E.
Me: I thought it was M.
GameStop: Alright sir calm down. If you don't have an ID I can't sell you the game.
Me: ...
GameStop: If you buy Battlefield 2142 I will not card you. ;-)
Me: LISTEN! I do NOT want to buy Battlefield 2142! I already own it, and I want Battlefield 2. I don't care to listen to your stories about how it's so much better. JUST RING UP MY DAMN GAME!
GameStop: Do you have ID?
Me: ...FUCK YOU. I'm going to EB Games. Have fun being a virgin forever, chicks don't like guys who masturbate to half-naked 3D characters in games. Do us all a favor, and just die.
EB Games by Da Milkman July 16, 2009
Battlefield 1943
The latest game released by DICE on July 8th, and 9th of 2009. It is essentially a lower level but nicer graphics version of Battlefield 1942. On the day of the release the forums were flooded with people complaining about various issues. One member even threatened to file a class action lawsuit against DICE for "misleading" people to somehow enter their credit card information, download the game, install it, and start play it. Pretty odd.
The game itself is quite fun, but rather glitchy in the earliest form. In time the game is speculated to have various bug fixes, and perhaps even more maps.
Many console wars broke out over the "Coral Sea Challenge" which is essentially if the community of Xbox and Playstation 3 users get 43 million kills in total, the 100% dogfight map Coral Sea will be unlocked. A counter was added to the home page, and Xbox users started to boast about how they were winning, causing Playstation 3 users to retaliate and cause a console war.
The game itself is quite fun, but rather glitchy in the earliest form. In time the game is speculated to have various bug fixes, and perhaps even more maps.
Many console wars broke out over the "Coral Sea Challenge" which is essentially if the community of Xbox and Playstation 3 users get 43 million kills in total, the 100% dogfight map Coral Sea will be unlocked. A counter was added to the home page, and Xbox users started to boast about how they were winning, causing Playstation 3 users to retaliate and cause a console war.
Battlefield 1943 by Da Milkman July 12, 2009
Playstation 3
A good gaming console, equal if not better than the Xbox 360 (let the thumbs down ratings flow), and features:
1. BluRay.
2. Free internet.
3. Wireless support right out of the box.
4. Playstation Store.
5. High Defenition gaming (complete with HDMI ports).
6. Memory card readers (SD and MicroSD).
7. Ability to use external hard drives to store data.
8. Faster internet browser than the PSP.
9.Blue Tooth support.
10. High quality graphics support.
1. BluRay.
2. Free internet.
3. Wireless support right out of the box.
4. Playstation Store.
5. High Defenition gaming (complete with HDMI ports).
6. Memory card readers (SD and MicroSD).
7. Ability to use external hard drives to store data.
8. Faster internet browser than the PSP.
9.Blue Tooth support.
10. High quality graphics support.
Playstation 3 by Da Milkman July 10, 2009