DWayne's definitions

bitcheswithchildrenitis

A psychological condition resulting from dating to many single mothers with bad ass children. The effects of Bitcheswithchildrenitis are anger, sexual aggrivation, and the sensation of choking the living shit out of the women's annoying cock-blocking child.

Related words: Childroz, Bitches With Children, bastard breeders, Hoes with Childroes, cock-blockers, money depleaters, child-support grabbers, baby-momma, baby-daddy, bitch don't call me no moe,

As a result of being forced to take Cathy's cock-blocking kids out on a date with them. Brad was out $150 dollars, didn't get any coochie, and developed a bad case of Bitcheswithchildrenitis

by Dwayne January 15, 2004

platt high school

Ski Masks.....$7
Drill.........$65
Crowbar.......$11
Napalm........$3
Fuses.........$1



Getting away with Arson and Burlary(more than once)....Priceless

'Rememer that time we almost blew ourselves off the roof when we tried to burn Platt High School down...or how about when we broke in?'

'Which time?'

by Dwayne February 5, 2004

wake up and smell the doodoo

The term is used to define a person who is not in tune with reality. A person who is stuck in the world of make-believe.

A person who doesn't believe fat meat is greasy. A person who doesn't want to believe shit stinks.

A buddy of mine John is no longr cool with me because I made wake him wake up and smell the doodoo about the music business. He wanted to believe artists made more off of ablums than record companies.

Once reality kicked in, he hates my guts because his heart was filled with greed.

by dwayne May 11, 2004

bitches with children ratio

The equation used to evaluate the amount of women who have kids in opposition to those of child bearing age that do not. In many areas of the country, especially urban areas, this ratio is very high due to poverty, economic status, and ignorance of contraception. This is good in determining what city or community is good for a man (or women) not to raise a broken family.

Detroit, Michigan has the highest Bitches With Children Ratio in the nation. 7 out of every 10 women in the city between the ages of 18-29 have at least 1 kid. 80% of them out of wedlock.

See "Baby Momma Capitol"

by Dwayne May 6, 2004

plunger

The worlds greates invention next to toilet paper. A plumbers worst nightmare.

I just took a dump, it was big and brown/
I tried to flush it down the toilet, but it wouldn't go down/
So I tapped it with a pluger, now it's swirling round/
I can't wait till the toilet makes that flushing sound

by dwayne May 11, 2004

quarter life crisis

A person who has major concerns of not being an established person by their 25th birthday.

This may be a person who is both not in a stable relationship of stable job place. As a result, has deep regrets and temtations about their futures.

This is pressure due to others within their age range whom have managed success at an early age in comparison with the person having the crisis.

Jane was in a quarter life crisis because she was going on 26 and was not married, nor had a stable income to support a family.

by dwayne May 12, 2004

gastropheliac

A person who enjoys the smell of other peoples farts. A person who inhales or enjoys enhaling gastro-intestinal aromas.

See Gastrophelia

"Deep down inside, people like the smell of other people's farts"
---Eddie Murphy from 'Eddie Murphy: Deleious'

by dwayne May 11, 2004