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The act of getting laid. Having sex. To tap dat ass. Performing tapology. Reading the booty-scriptures.
by Dwayne January 15, 2004
Get the tapology mug.Hatred and bigotry bundled into one large package. A highly bigotted or racist person.
Linders are known to:
- Hate "gay"
- Believe that all black people carry knives
- Screw you over regarding your taxes
- Proclaim that conversations in cities are only about "drugs and gay"
- Have a disdain for working
- Promote irrational behavior in every way, shape, and form
- Be anti-alcohol and preach about the sins of drinking before heading out to the local bar
- When returning from the above-mentioned bar, complain about lesbians at the bar who she claims work at a local strip club (how she knew where they worked is a mystery... or is it?)
Linders are known to:
- Hate "gay"
- Believe that all black people carry knives
- Screw you over regarding your taxes
- Proclaim that conversations in cities are only about "drugs and gay"
- Have a disdain for working
- Promote irrational behavior in every way, shape, and form
- Be anti-alcohol and preach about the sins of drinking before heading out to the local bar
- When returning from the above-mentioned bar, complain about lesbians at the bar who she claims work at a local strip club (how she knew where they worked is a mystery... or is it?)
by Dwayne March 2, 2005
Get the Linder mug.A method used by males to prolong an orgasm. Masturbation helps a man from premature ejaculation.
A man who can control his mind to cum when he wants to has dick control.
A man with excellent dick control can go 50 minutes to an hour before bursting the first nut.
A man who can control his mind to cum when he wants to has dick control.
A man with excellent dick control can go 50 minutes to an hour before bursting the first nut.
by dwayne May 13, 2004
Get the dick control mug.A single man's nightmare.
A Booty Call listee.
A Hitter and Quitter's dream.
A potential"Daddy Of the Month Club Member"
A potential victim of a breakup around Christmas time to avoid buying her and her kids presents, and makeup for some New Year's Eve bangin.
Also see: Bitcheswithchildrenitis, childroes, childroz
A Booty Call listee.
A Hitter and Quitter's dream.
A potential"Daddy Of the Month Club Member"
A potential victim of a breakup around Christmas time to avoid buying her and her kids presents, and makeup for some New Year's Eve bangin.
Also see: Bitcheswithchildrenitis, childroes, childroz
Bitches With Children, Bitches With Children
If you got some cash their gonna make a killin'
Bitch...Don't even both-er.
I'm not that little bastards fath-er.
If you got some cash their gonna make a killin'
Bitch...Don't even both-er.
I'm not that little bastards fath-er.
by Dwayne May 4, 2004
Get the bitches with children mug.A psychological condition resulting from dating to many single mothers with bad ass children. The effects of Bitcheswithchildrenitis are anger, sexual aggrivation, and the sensation of choking the living shit out of the women's annoying cock-blocking child.
Related words: Childroz, Bitches With Children, bastard breeders, Hoes with Childroes, cock-blockers, money depleaters, child-support grabbers, baby-momma, baby-daddy, bitch don't call me no moe,
Related words: Childroz, Bitches With Children, bastard breeders, Hoes with Childroes, cock-blockers, money depleaters, child-support grabbers, baby-momma, baby-daddy, bitch don't call me no moe,
As a result of being forced to take Cathy's cock-blocking kids out on a date with them. Brad was out $150 dollars, didn't get any coochie, and developed a bad case of Bitcheswithchildrenitis
by Dwayne January 15, 2004
Get the bitcheswithchildrenitis mug.The act of deficating or urinating in a tub or swimming pool.
The involuntary or deliberate act of creating a make shift toilet.
See freecalate
The involuntary or deliberate act of creating a make shift toilet.
See freecalate
Johnny and his friends were playing in the pool when his bowels released from freecalation. This kids called him Doodoo Boy ever since.
A homeless person freecalated behind a dumpster.
Barry no longer takes baths with his younger brother because he freecalates there.
A homeless person freecalated behind a dumpster.
Barry no longer takes baths with his younger brother because he freecalates there.
by Dwayne May 11, 2004
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