Definitions by DWayne
biker shorts
A Played out urban female fashion statement of the late 80's and early 90's that led to alot of teenage pregnancies.
Made of spandex and lycra, they defined the bodies of urban women with much junk in their trunks.
Made of spandex and lycra, they defined the bodies of urban women with much junk in their trunks.
biker shorts by dwayne May 12, 2004
quarter life crisis
A person who has major concerns of not being an established person by their 25th birthday.
This may be a person who is both not in a stable relationship of stable job place. As a result, has deep regrets and temtations about their futures.
This is pressure due to others within their age range whom have managed success at an early age in comparison with the person having the crisis.
This may be a person who is both not in a stable relationship of stable job place. As a result, has deep regrets and temtations about their futures.
This is pressure due to others within their age range whom have managed success at an early age in comparison with the person having the crisis.
Jane was in a quarter life crisis because she was going on 26 and was not married, nor had a stable income to support a family.
quarter life crisis by dwayne May 12, 2004
Gastrophelia
The mania or obsession of smelling gasoline, and other people's farts. Many people are in denial, but they do this to see if every fart smells the same.
See Gastropheliac
See Gastropheliac
"Deep down inside, people like to smell other people's farts! Plplplplpl!!!! I just farted **sniff sniff ** Yeah! you did!!!"
---Eddie Murphy ----"Eddie Murphy - Delirious 1984"
---Eddie Murphy ----"Eddie Murphy - Delirious 1984"
Gastrophelia by dwayne May 12, 2004
Bitchassniggitis
A disorder that is previlant in people with poor educational skills who are synonymous with arrest warrents.
Also deceptors or child support payments.
This disorder has no boundaries and effects all slack jawed, thimble brained people of all races and creeds.
The cure for bitchassnigitis is a medication called "Stompizaz"
Also deceptors or child support payments.
This disorder has no boundaries and effects all slack jawed, thimble brained people of all races and creeds.
The cure for bitchassnigitis is a medication called "Stompizaz"
Bitchassniggitis by Dwayne May 11, 2004
freecalation
The act of deficating or urinating in a tub or swimming pool.
The involuntary or deliberate act of creating a make shift toilet.
See freecalate
The involuntary or deliberate act of creating a make shift toilet.
See freecalate
Johnny and his friends were playing in the pool when his bowels released from freecalation. This kids called him Doodoo Boy ever since.
A homeless person freecalated behind a dumpster.
Barry no longer takes baths with his younger brother because he freecalates there.
A homeless person freecalated behind a dumpster.
Barry no longer takes baths with his younger brother because he freecalates there.
freecalation by Dwayne May 11, 2004
glootfutabitz
When a man has to urinate and deficate at the same time.
This is necessary in most men, especially when straining to deficate, because some urine may expel too.
This is necessary in most men, especially when straining to deficate, because some urine may expel too.
Ned had to glootfutabitz, which meant he had to sit down and use the bathroom, which made him feel like a bitch.
glootfutabitz by dwayne May 11, 2004