freecalation

The act of deficating or urinating in a tub or swimming pool.

The involuntary or deliberate act of creating a make shift toilet.

See freecalate
Johnny and his friends were playing in the pool when his bowels released from freecalation. This kids called him Doodoo Boy ever since.

A homeless person freecalated behind a dumpster.

Barry no longer takes baths with his younger brother because he freecalates there.
by Dwayne May 11, 2004
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top shelf

shes top shelf , OR That is a top shelf item.
by Dwayne July 02, 2004
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suck my peehole

An expression to tell someone to fuck off.

To literally lick in a man's urethra or a womens cunt.
by dwayne May 11, 2004
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home girl

Very similar to "around the way girl". The cute, but not hot "hott" neighborhood(usually urban) girl that is very good to date/sleep with. She's usually a hoodrat but a low key one and she gets more respect because she's a pretty cool person. She's the girl you SHOULD be interested in marrying because she'd be good to you, but you never will because she wasn't the hottest girl you ever met.
Hey man, I heard you're hittin' it with Chanel now. She's my home girl man, treat her right.
by Dwayne September 12, 2004
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Neologism

Basically, a new word that comes into a language through creatively using that language. Borrowed words from other languages and dialects are not neologisms.
Ebonics: Ebony Phonics

Notice both ebony and phonics are 'english' words, these two words were creatively used to create a new english word.
by Dwayne December 04, 2003
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glootfutabitz

When a man has to urinate and deficate at the same time.

This is necessary in most men, especially when straining to deficate, because some urine may expel too.
Ned had to glootfutabitz, which meant he had to sit down and use the bathroom, which made him feel like a bitch.
by dwayne May 11, 2004
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Bitchassniggitis

A disorder that is previlant in people with poor educational skills who are synonymous with arrest warrents.

Also deceptors or child support payments.

This disorder has no boundaries and effects all slack jawed, thimble brained people of all races and creeds.

The cure for bitchassnigitis is a medication called "Stompizaz"
"I ain't be got no weapon! I be got bitchassniggitis.
by Dwayne May 11, 2004
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