Live Journal

Noun- a form of writting, like a blog, except it seems to get abused by all the people that think, for some odd reason that thier poetry is the newest most expressive, influential thing on the block, when all they write is wanna be edgar allen poe, but in modern english, and all they write about is how much they love someone, or how much someone doesn't pay attention, because that is all they want.
My Poem
Today was a sad day
The one I love cares not for me
And every time I say hey they walk away quickly and call me a stalker
I can't help it if the only time i see them is on my way to the guidance counslers office
Oh, how I love my razor
Some read this from my school so i have an excuse ot go back to guidance.
by donald January 11, 2005
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Kerrpenis

Anything that does not exist.
Kerr wishes that the treehouse was kerrpenis.
by Donald February 23, 2003
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sphincter slap

after taking part in anal sex, while the anal hole is still wide open and raw, a quick slap is applied to the sphincter hole
"After I busted, I pulled out and gave her a sphincter slap right on her hole and she started to sream
by DOnald July 24, 2003
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yahtzee

Profanity. Usually shouted when throwing leaves.
Hey Mrs. Burnmaster.....YAHTZEE!!!(Throws leaves)
by donald April 22, 2004
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wet kiss

Open mouth kissing between 2 individules
by donald October 14, 2003
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smeagle

A poor attempt at a hair transplant. Usually affecting 30 something men.
Haw smeagle have ye got any chuggie?
by Donald March 02, 2004
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FLIPITY FLAPS

FLIPITY FLAPS can be anything that flips and flaps.For example the tesitcals, saggy old womens tits,etc
My flipty flaps has a small bump growing on the side of them
by DONALD December 16, 2004
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