Spele

Skilful footballer from the southern tip of liverpool, Speke to be precise. May or may not have a big chopper.

Some player him, he’s known as Spele in the dirty south

by DMoore3:16 April 13, 2021

Beaut

An idiot, a fool, someone who isn’t respected.

Thanks for that tip Dan, you beaut. Wasted my Erdinger money on that.

by DMoore3:16 November 24, 2018

Cruzchampo

The reigning golf champion in the Costa del Sol. Can strike a ball miles. Can do trick shots of a cold can of Cruzcampo. Unassumingly handsome.

Did you see that shot off the pin on the par 3? You’re witnessing greatness. He’s nailed on to be the Cruzchampo this year.

by DMoore3:16 June 24, 2022

Markira

A man child. Usually hetro but very flamboyant. Let’s the hips go like Shakira after an ale.

Did you see that lad do the Waka Waka there with sunnies on? Bad Markira him

by DMoore3:16 June 30, 2022

The Technician

A skilled player, usually at a pub sport of some kind. Darts, pool, or particularly Snooker. Methodical and utterly emotionless in their approach to the game, surgical almost.

Yeah I drew the technician in the Christmas Masters didn’t I. Thought I had him after a decent 20 break but he just eased in to second gear and took me apart. He dispatched Danny in the second round too.

by DMoore3:16 April 25, 2021

Doing a bevsy

Going out for a quiet drink and it ending up into a proper session.

I’m in the doghouse here lad, only went out for one after work and ended up doing a Bevsy. Got in at 10am off my barnet and my bird finds me doing vlogs on poached eggs.

by DMoore3:16 September 04, 2021

Carsey Artist

Someone known for bottling it when it’s put on their toes. Often gives it all the big talk but when it comes down to it looks for a way out. Usually not an isolated event.

Yeah he’s a bad carsey artist Mo, Nult’s put it on his toes with this swimming race and he’s gone on the missing list again.

by DMoore3:16 April 25, 2021