DMJohnson's definitions

Fold

Someone who is fucking old.

Your grandpa is fold.

by DMJohnson December 31, 2014

Ron Desantis

Governor of Florida. Possible republican candidate for presidency. Has a Mickey Mouse fetish.

Ron Desantis is running for president. He has a Mickey Mouse fetish.

by DMJohnson May 21, 2023

Immigration and Customs Enforcement

A notorious organization that is known for terrorizing immigrants. They can go fuck themselves.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement just caught my neighbor who has a wife and two young disabled children just because he has issues with an orange turd in office. He plans on getting deported to a prison in El Salvador that host violent gang members even though he has never committed a crime.

by DMJohnson April 8, 2025

Condom

Something Fred Trump should have used.

Fred trump should have worn a condom.

by DMJohnson November 27, 2019

Walrus

To put two dildos in one's mouth and penetrate someone's anus.

I just did the walrus on Timmy last night.

by DMJohnson December 31, 2014

Slore

A cross between a slut and a whore.

Diana is a real slore.

by DMJohnson December 31, 2014

Immigration and Customs Enforcement

A notorious organization that is known for terrorizing immigrants. They can go fuck themselves.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement just caught my neighbor who has a wife and two young disabled children just because he has issues with an orange turd in office. He plans on getting deported to a prison in El Salvador that host violent gang members even though he has never committed a crime.

by DMJohnson April 8, 2025