DJP's definitions

coop-like luck

Someone who has luck equivalent to that of a coop-a-loop. It generally describes someone who always happens to have things go their way, no matter the situation.

After winning six straight poker hands, Andrew was said to have coop-like luck.

by DJP January 29, 2004

head cheese

Smegma. The foul smelling and tasting substance found under the foreskin of a man's penis. Is usually composed of dead skin and other body secretions.

My boyfriend wants me to give him a blow job but I can't stand the taste of head cheese.

by DJP August 23, 2003

Coop-A-Loop

The name given to one with Coop-like characteristics. One of the more prominent characteristics is the coop-like luck. A Canadian Coop is called Coop-eh-loop. They are generally observed as having curly hair and glasses.

That curly haired kid with glasses is without a doubt a Coop-A-Loop

by DJP January 29, 2004

jello shot

A small serving of gelatin, usually in a nut cup, made with vodka instead of water.

The the party we did Jello Shots to get our buzz on.

by DJP August 23, 2003

trouser tent

Used to describe the look created when a man has an erction that shows by making a bulge in his pants.

Adam popped a trouser tent sitting in our sex education class.

by DJP August 23, 2003

sexc

Sexy Person
AKA Alissa Agrey

Alissa is so Daymmmmmm sexc

by DJP April 15, 2005

FFA

1.Abbreviation for organization - "Fist Fuckers of America."

2. Abbreviation for organization -"Future Farmers of America."

Bruce liked having a fist shoved up his ass so he joined the FFA.

Mu high school had a four H club sponsored by the FFA.

by DJP August 23, 2003