Person: So what games do you play?
Me: Many, Gradius III being one of them.
Person: It's 2003 and you still play games from 1990 with no cutscenes, 3D visuals, or badass graphics? You're retarded.
Me: Not all good games are new. *shoots him with a shotgun*
Me: Many, Gradius III being one of them.
Person: It's 2003 and you still play games from 1990 with no cutscenes, 3D visuals, or badass graphics? You're retarded.
Me: Not all good games are new. *shoots him with a shotgun*
by dj gs68 September 01, 2003
Probably some 789lb. fat-fuck who grew up blowing away anyone who used slang at all, even when quoting it. She taught her son, Name, how to kill, instead of anything good at all, and at one point raped him, causing something in his brain to go off and turn him into a man with a one-track mind.
by dj gs68 July 19, 2003
The best goddamn hot sauce in the universe. It is composed of vinegar, red peppers, and salt, which is stirred then stored in barrels for a few years.
by dj gs68 September 29, 2003
A humorous Pokémon parody. It's like a fanfiction site, except in the style of the way battles in the Pokémon games are narrated. Other than that, it has little to do with Pokémon.
NARRATOR appeared!
Anonoymous: What the hell's going on here?
ANONOYMOUS doesn't get the CONCEPT of POKé BATTLES!
NARRATOR used THUNDER!
ANONOYMOUS fainted. Use next Pokémon?
Anonoymous: What the hell's going on here?
ANONOYMOUS doesn't get the CONCEPT of POKé BATTLES!
NARRATOR used THUNDER!
ANONOYMOUS fainted. Use next Pokémon?
by DJ gs68 September 16, 2003
The most overplayed DDR song ever. Commonly played by DDR 3rd Mix and DDR USA fanboys when they go up on a DDR Extreme machine and go, "WTF?" at the songlist. V (for EXTREME) looks non-played compared to that.
But factually, the song is an African tribal style song, running at 200 BPM. It made its debut on the game Dance Dance Revolution 3rdMIX. It was the first song to run at 200 BPM or more, besides PARANOiA Evolution, which debuted on a "Solo" version of DDR, namely DDR Solo Bass Mix.
Difficulties:
Beginner - 2, Light/Basic - 5, Standard/Trick - 7, Heavy/Maniac - 9
But factually, the song is an African tribal style song, running at 200 BPM. It made its debut on the game Dance Dance Revolution 3rdMIX. It was the first song to run at 200 BPM or more, besides PARANOiA Evolution, which debuted on a "Solo" version of DDR, namely DDR Solo Bass Mix.
Difficulties:
Beginner - 2, Light/Basic - 5, Standard/Trick - 7, Heavy/Maniac - 9
OK, I can beat Sakura (Heavy), Burning Heat! (Heavy), and Rhythm and Police (Heavy), but I still can't beat Afronova (Heavy).
by dj gs68 July 09, 2003