246 definitions by DJ gs68

the vale

is better than Milpitas

by DJ gs68 August 5, 2003

Gradius III

One of the best motherfucking schooters of its time. Sadly overlooked by crappy games like GTA 3.

Person: So what games do you play?
Me: Many, Gradius III being one of them.
Person: It's 2003 and you still play games from 1990 with no cutscenes, 3D visuals, or badass graphics? You're retarded.
Me: Not all good games are new. *shoots him with a shotgun*

by DJ gs68 September 1, 2003

Gradius III

shooters*

by DJ gs68 September 14, 2003

Name's Mom

Probably some 789lb. fat-fuck who grew up blowing away anyone who used slang at all, even when quoting it. She taught her son, Name, how to kill, instead of anything good at all, and at one point raped him, causing something in his brain to go off and turn him into a man with a one-track mind.

Name's mom is so stupid, she got stabbed with a revolver and shot with throwing knives.

by DJ gs68 July 19, 2003

ass

Bender's most frequently uttered word.

Bite my shiny metal ass.

by DJ gs68 May 14, 2003

Eleventy

A retarded number.

"What's the square root of 144?"
"uh...eleventy-six!

by DJ gs68 July 13, 2003

shotgun

Something with hot bullets that can kill someone.

You! Invaders! Get you the hot bullets of shotgun to die!

by DJ gs68 August 8, 2003