DJ Swellous's definitions

swellous

Being so swoll that others are jealous.

Im so buff that you're jealous...you're swellous. I think you're suffering from some jealousy...some swellousy.

by DJ Swellous December 15, 2010

bestinies

1. When two people were meant to be best freinds
2. When its destiny for two people to be best friends

You may tell a newly dating couple that its destiny for them to be together; thats its meant to be. When two people are meant to be best friends, instead of saying they're destiny, you would say that they are bestiny...They are bestinies. Person A: "Jamie and I are besties. We come from completely seperate worlds and backgrounds, but we're somehow best friends." Person B: "Oh you two are besties? No, yall are bestinies!"

by DJ Swellous December 15, 2010

Don't sip

1. as in... dont sip the haterade
2. dont start being a hater

You're at a party and you catch someone giving you a dirty look or talking crap about you. You would reply with "Don't sip." Basically you're saying, "Don't hate on me right now."

by DJ Swellous December 15, 2010

sassy B

1. a girl (or guy) is being super rude, arguementitive, spicy, kinda bitchy. However some sassy B's are funny and flirty so its not always negative.

2. short for "sassy bitch" but the phrase "sassy B" always gets more laughs.

3. A person's sassy B factor usually raises when they are drinking.

Sarah is drunk and is looking for her friend and it running around outside and wont listen to anyone who is trying to help her. When some one offers to help she tells them off and is being genuinely over dramatized bitch. I might lean over to my freind and say "She's being such a sassy B right now!"

by DJ Swellous December 15, 2010

Grow Some

1. as in...grow some balls
2. find some courage
3. don't be scared; go for it.

You're sitting at a stop sign hoping to make a left, and the person in front of you is also attempting to make a left turn. However, this person in front of you is being very timid about reading traffic and making his move and you're increasingly pissed because he's missing oppertunities so you start screaming "Grow Some!"

by DJ Swellous December 15, 2010

Swoll

1. being buff
2. having large muscles

Ronnie from the Jersey Shore is swoll as hell.

by DJ Swellous December 15, 2010

Captain Appropriate

1. someone who says something completely innappropriate.
2. the spouter of a ridiculously innapropriate comment. Used in a sarcastic way.

Person A: "Hey lets go put a bunch of corn dogs in that person's hot tub!"

Person B: "Whoa good one captain appropriate."

by DJ Swellous December 15, 2010