DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)'s definitions

curtis

someone who shows no signs of getting up off of his sofa, has all his meals delivered to him. he spends most of his days jacking off to cartoon porn - has been known to get up off his sofa but only for the tv remote if he's dropped it or if theres a really shit programme on that he dosent like

person1: my dads such a fucking curtis, every time i see him hes on the sofa
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009

gordon brown

looks like a sad face drawn on a scrotum (also see my def of government

gordon brown is ugly and can't run our country right :p

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009

bageilo

an urban dictionary editor who is absolutly senseless, tells people not to publish friends names 4 the sake of it and when he sees one he will warn everyone in the chatroom, he then has the cheek to tell everyone not to warn other people for no reason prone to repoting urban dictionary about it a bit to often

bageilo: do not publish friends names
jacqueasse:wot u gona do

jacqueasse has one warning

bageilo: do not warn other people for no reason
andrew.oxspring:wtf
jacqueasse:WTF

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 16, 2009

walking retards

when there is two people on a pavement walking towards each other

as you and the other person are getting nearer, you start moving to the side, unfortunatly the other person is going to the same side as u, both of u then end up moving about to the other side at exactly the same time which means the obvious will happen, u end up walking into each other in an awkward hug like shape

person1: ha them 2 have just walked into each other
person2: walking retards!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 11, 2009

chili knuckle punch

the act of rubbing your knuckles up and down the palm of your hand until there right hot, then punch someone on there arm while holding your knuckles there for 3 seconds, they get punched and burnt at the same time!!!

person1: that chris was annoying me so i gave him a chili knuckle punch
person2: i bet he was in pain
person1: hell yeah he was screaming in pain
person2: lol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

flingered

getting fucked up the ass while getting fingered at the same time

person1: howd it go with amy last night
person2: i flingered her good!!!
person1: nice one!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 4, 2009

grasta

some black person who grasses on everything bad u do

person 1:this black kid grassed on ryan for smoking
person 2:he's such a grasta

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 3, 2009