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bageilo

an urban dictionary editor who is absolutly senseless, tells people not to publish friends names 4 the sake of it and when he sees one he will warn everyone in the chatroom, he then has the cheek to tell everyone not to warn other people for no reason prone to repoting urban dictionary about it a bit to often
bageilo: do not publish friends names
jacqueasse:wot u gona do

jacqueasse has one warning

bageilo: do not warn other people for no reason
andrew.oxspring:wtf
jacqueasse:WTF
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 16, 2009
mugGet the bageilomug.

curtis

someone who shows no signs of getting up off of his sofa, has all his meals delivered to him. he spends most of his days jacking off to cartoon porn - has been known to get up off his sofa but only for the tv remote if he's dropped it or if theres a really shit programme on that he dosent like
person1: my dads such a fucking curtis, every time i see him hes on the sofa
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009
mugGet the curtismug.

4 minute wonder

the time when the program you were watching has finished and every single channel is on adverts

e.g: the simpsons has just finished, the time 6:26, the next programme is on at 6:30, it has just gone onto adverts. you change to the next channel you want, it's on adverts, the next channel, adverts!, the next channel, adverts!!! and so on

they spend so much time looking that

:the next programme has started without realising it
:they get bored and give up

thats where music channels come in
what do you do on your 4 minute wonder??
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 29, 2009
mugGet the 4 minute wondermug.

cute

a way of saying some1 is a slag/slut but not in a way people hate
person1: mann that girl is cute
person2: u maen shes a slag
person1: ye
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 24, 2009
mugGet the cutemug.

gordon brown

looks like a sad face drawn on a scrotum (also see my def of government
gordon brown is ugly and can't run our country right :p
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009
mugGet the gordon brownmug.

proxy

the ultimate weapon for school kids everywhere, there will never be a shortage of them so there will always be one that works
person 1: shit my favorite website has been blocked, what a bummer
person 2: try this proxy website it unblocks everything
person 1: everything??!!
person 2: EVERYTHING!!!!!
person 1: cheers m8
mugGet the proxymug.
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...

10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN
those were the top ten things only women understand, it's all so true
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) December 4, 2009
mugGet the top ten things only women understandmug.

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