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walking retards

when there is two people on a pavement walking towards each other

as you and the other person are getting nearer, you start moving to the side, unfortunatly the other person is going to the same side as u, both of u then end up moving about to the other side at exactly the same time which means the obvious will happen, u end up walking into each other in an awkward hug like shape
person1: ha them 2 have just walked into each other
person2: walking retards!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 11, 2009
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bageilo

an urban dictionary editor who is absolutly senseless, tells people not to publish friends names 4 the sake of it and when he sees one he will warn everyone in the chatroom, he then has the cheek to tell everyone not to warn other people for no reason prone to repoting urban dictionary about it a bit to often
bageilo: do not publish friends names
jacqueasse:wot u gona do

jacqueasse has one warning

bageilo: do not warn other people for no reason
andrew.oxspring:wtf
jacqueasse:WTF
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 16, 2009
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gordon brown

looks like a sad face drawn on a scrotum (also see my def of government
gordon brown is ugly and can't run our country right :p
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009
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:0-:

hey katie you wana :0-:
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009
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curtis

someone who shows no signs of getting up off of his sofa, has all his meals delivered to him. he spends most of his days jacking off to cartoon porn - has been known to get up off his sofa but only for the tv remote if he's dropped it or if theres a really shit programme on that he dosent like
person1: my dads such a fucking curtis, every time i see him hes on the sofa
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009
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TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...

10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN
those were the top ten things only women understand, it's all so true
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) December 4, 2009
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bad day

A guy was watching over his kid for nightly prayers.

The kid says, "Goodnight mommy, daddy, grandpa, and goodbye grandma."

The next day the grandma dies. The guy thinks this is really weird. That night, the kid says "Goodnight mommy, daddy, and goodbye grandpa" The next day the grandpa dies.

The father is like this is really weird. That night the kid says, "Goodngiht mommy, and goodbye daddy."

The father freaks. He's all like I'm gonna die. So the next day he goes to work really slowly and carefully, and is nice to everyone at work. at the end of the day, he drives home really carefully and collapses into a chair.

He says," Honey, can you get me a cup of coffee? I've had a really bad day. She says YOU'VE had a bad day! I found the mailman dead on the doorstep!
person1: hey u heard bout dis guy who had a really bad day, people started dropping dead infront of him.
person2: who died
person1: first the grandma died then the grandad died, then th following morning the postman was dead on the doorstep
person2: lol fail
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009
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