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by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 3, 2009
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Get the flingered mug.the act of rubbing your knuckles up and down the palm of your hand until there right hot, then punch someone on there arm while holding your knuckles there for 3 seconds, they get punched and burnt at the same time!!!
person1: that chris was annoying me so i gave him a chili knuckle punch
person2: i bet he was in pain
person1: hell yeah he was screaming in pain
person2: lol
person2: i bet he was in pain
person1: hell yeah he was screaming in pain
person2: lol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
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10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) December 4, 2009
Get the top ten things only women understand mug.A guy was watching over his kid for nightly prayers.
The kid says, "Goodnight mommy, daddy, grandpa, and goodbye grandma."
The next day the grandma dies. The guy thinks this is really weird. That night, the kid says "Goodnight mommy, daddy, and goodbye grandpa" The next day the grandpa dies.
The father is like this is really weird. That night the kid says, "Goodngiht mommy, and goodbye daddy."
The father freaks. He's all like I'm gonna die. So the next day he goes to work really slowly and carefully, and is nice to everyone at work. at the end of the day, he drives home really carefully and collapses into a chair.
He says," Honey, can you get me a cup of coffee? I've had a really bad day. She says YOU'VE had a bad day! I found the mailman dead on the doorstep!
The kid says, "Goodnight mommy, daddy, grandpa, and goodbye grandma."
The next day the grandma dies. The guy thinks this is really weird. That night, the kid says "Goodnight mommy, daddy, and goodbye grandpa" The next day the grandpa dies.
The father is like this is really weird. That night the kid says, "Goodngiht mommy, and goodbye daddy."
The father freaks. He's all like I'm gonna die. So the next day he goes to work really slowly and carefully, and is nice to everyone at work. at the end of the day, he drives home really carefully and collapses into a chair.
He says," Honey, can you get me a cup of coffee? I've had a really bad day. She says YOU'VE had a bad day! I found the mailman dead on the doorstep!
person1: hey u heard bout dis guy who had a really bad day, people started dropping dead infront of him.
person2: who died
person1: first the grandma died then the grandad died, then th following morning the postman was dead on the doorstep
person2: lol fail
person2: who died
person1: first the grandma died then the grandad died, then th following morning the postman was dead on the doorstep
person2: lol fail
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009
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Get the :p(: mug.A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
man: i loved ur naked body 25 years ago, i just wanted to fuck the living shit out of u on the anniversary
woman: what u thinking now
man: looks like i did a pretty good job!!(woman slaps him while the man is pissing himself laughing!!)
woman: what u thinking now
man: looks like i did a pretty good job!!(woman slaps him while the man is pissing himself laughing!!)
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009
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