DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)'s definitions

gordon brown

looks like a sad face drawn on a scrotum (also see my def of government

gordon brown is ugly and can't run our country right :p

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009

curtis

someone who shows no signs of getting up off of his sofa, has all his meals delivered to him. he spends most of his days jacking off to cartoon porn - has been known to get up off his sofa but only for the tv remote if he's dropped it or if theres a really shit programme on that he dosent like

person1: my dads such a fucking curtis, every time i see him hes on the sofa
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009

tickle her pickle

another way of saying to finger a woman

i bet u'd love 2 tickle her pickle wouldn't u

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 20, 2009

facefucked

to get owned by someone who has posted something about u on facebook or could be someone hacking into ur facebook acount somehow and posting things 4 u, therefore looking like a prick when u next go on it, it can be so bad that people just cancel their account all together

person1: my m8 got facefucked by someone hacking into his account, he had 2 cancel his account it got that bad
person2: is he gonna create a new account
person1: doubt it, he's traumatised enough

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

tornadoes and women

How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

tornadoes and women are so alike

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 25, 2009

,,|,,

means fuck you (middle finger)

person1: so you bummed lewis yet!!!
person2: ,,|,,

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009

wiped it's face

a term used in auction used to describe something that has broke even

my golf club has wiped it's face on ebay

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009