milf

everyone elses mum but yours

person1: your mums a milf
person2: no she isn't, but your mum's a milf
person1: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!
person2: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!!
person1: lol
person2: lolol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 17, 2009

grasta

some black person who grasses on everything bad u do

person 1:this black kid grassed on ryan for smoking
person 2:he's such a grasta

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 03, 2009

Choc shock

1. when you don't have chocolate for ages usualy months at a time and then u have a peice of choccolate and get overcome with it an want more and more

2. when you don't have choccolate for ages you have one and you then experience a 'mini orgasm' this is actually proved by scientists that havin no chocolate for long periods of time and then havein some can give a sexual high.

person 1: Omg havent had chocolate in ages so i went for some, had it and ive never felt anythin like it!! almost felt sexual lol

person2: sounds like you have had a choc shock :L

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) October 05, 2011

:0-:

a woman giving a blowjob to a man

hey katie you wana :0-:

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 03, 2009

walking retards

when there is two people on a pavement walking towards each other

as you and the other person are getting nearer, you start moving to the side, unfortunatly the other person is going to the same side as u, both of u then end up moving about to the other side at exactly the same time which means the obvious will happen, u end up walking into each other in an awkward hug like shape

person1: ha them 2 have just walked into each other
person2: walking retards!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 11, 2009

bageilo

an urban dictionary editor who is absolutly senseless, tells people not to publish friends names 4 the sake of it and when he sees one he will warn everyone in the chatroom, he then has the cheek to tell everyone not to warn other people for no reason prone to repoting urban dictionary about it a bit to often

bageilo: do not publish friends names
jacqueasse:wot u gona do

jacqueasse has one warning

bageilo: do not warn other people for no reason
andrew.oxspring:wtf
jacqueasse:WTF

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 16, 2009

gordon brown

looks like a sad face drawn on a scrotum (also see my def of government

gordon brown is ugly and can't run our country right :p

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009