"Timmy and I play Second Life and then we watch reruns of our middle school graduation while masturbating."
by DJ Gorilla December 03, 2006
Borderline Emo
One who is not openly emo to the world but secretly listens to soft music and writes poetry.
Also may have suspicious looking scars.
One who is not openly emo to the world but secretly listens to soft music and writes poetry.
Also may have suspicious looking scars.
Them: "Hey dude, the Death Cab concert is in town!"
You: "Wow dude, I never knew you were a borderline emo."
Them: "Fuck you."
You: "Wow dude, I never knew you were a borderline emo."
Them: "Fuck you."
by DJ Gorilla December 03, 2006
Borderline Emo
One who is not openly emo to the world but secretly listens to soft music and writes poetry.
Also may have suspicious looking scars.
One who is not openly emo to the world but secretly listens to soft music and writes poetry.
Also may have suspicious looking scars.
Them: "Hey dude, the Death Cab concert is in town!"
You: "Wow dude, I never knew you were a borderline emo."
Them: "Fuck you."
You: "Wow dude, I never knew you were a borderline emo."
Them: "Fuck you."
by DJ Gorilla December 03, 2006
John Mayer it!
A way to turn any guitar song into something that people will relate to. Gets the guitar player instant pussy and respect from his borderline emo friends.
A way to turn any guitar song into something that people will relate to. Gets the guitar player instant pussy and respect from his borderline emo friends.
Them: "Man, I don't think anyone likes this song I wrote."
You: "John Mayer it! You'll get laid in no time."
Them: "Thanks man, that really worked."
You: "John Mayer it! You'll get laid in no time."
Them: "Thanks man, that really worked."
by DJ Gorilla December 03, 2006
Fragged.
To be so drunk that the only term that comes to mind is fragged.
Can also be used when high or extremely tired.
Synonyms: wasted, obliterated, mind fucked, retarded.
To be so drunk that the only term that comes to mind is fragged.
Can also be used when high or extremely tired.
Synonyms: wasted, obliterated, mind fucked, retarded.
"I am so fragged right now, I can't even stand up."
"Dude, we were totally fragged last night."
"Lets get so fragged that we pass out with a fat chick on top of us."
"Dude, we were totally fragged last night."
"Lets get so fragged that we pass out with a fat chick on top of us."
by DJ Gorilla December 03, 2006
Internet chat abbreviation:
"Motherfucking tittysucking dicklicking sonofaratspussy."
Or broken down:
Mother fucking - titty sucking - dick licking - son of a rat's - pussy.
"Motherfucking tittysucking dicklicking sonofaratspussy."
Or broken down:
Mother fucking - titty sucking - dick licking - son of a rat's - pussy.
jimbo1234 - Hey gurl, wats up??!?!?
claire400 - not 2 much... hows bout u?
jimbo1234 - I got into a big fight with a big mftsdlsoarp!
claire400 - Oh that sucks...............
jimbo1234 - ...zzzzzzzzzz
claire400 - sorry, waz afk.
claire400 - you want 2 come over and have sex?
jimbo1234 - Sure! BRT
claire400 - not 2 much... hows bout u?
jimbo1234 - I got into a big fight with a big mftsdlsoarp!
claire400 - Oh that sucks...............
jimbo1234 - ...zzzzzzzzzz
claire400 - sorry, waz afk.
claire400 - you want 2 come over and have sex?
jimbo1234 - Sure! BRT
by DJ Gorilla December 03, 2006
by DJ Gorilla December 03, 2006