Urban Dictionary: Definitions by DC

christmas

The severly and sadly skewed celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. Over the past century, western society has gradually warped this very important holiday into a disgusting commercial event. The once potent and religious importance of this time has been eaten away by the heart of Corporate America. Capitalism has twisted Christmas into means to make as much money as possible.

I hope that I get everything I want this year, like that Old Navy hoodie, after I spent so much money on buying expensive gifts for my family last year.

by DC December 20, 2003

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Thugz Mansion

(noun) an iced out paradise where homies n G's go when they get dropped; where they can hangout and smoke shit w/o gettin into fuqed wit the pOlice

Lord, remember this face save me a place at Thugz Mansion...
-Tupac

by dC December 15, 2003

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Kanz

It means the same thing as Cans (boobs), but the K gives it an edge, and the Z makes it slick.

Look at the kanz on the bitch.

by DC December 8, 2003

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Pseudo-fag

A man who acts too gay to actually be gay.(There is gay, and there is Hollywood gay). He pretends to be gay so he can touch attractive women without them getting angry. Usually too ugly to get women by conventional means, and very affectionate around women.

A pseudo-fag copped a feel on my girlfriend.

by DC December 7, 2003

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Second Base

either oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple. can occur over or under shirt/bra and without shirts altogether.

first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping. considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"despite the fact he made me wet by running his thumbs across my nipples through my shirt, we still argued about whether he had officially gotten to second base the next day."

by dc December 4, 2003

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