DAve's definitions

Quagmire

Glen Quagmire of Family Guy. A sex-crazed neighbor of Peter Griffen (as well as the others). Everything he says is absolutely hilarious; trust me. ^_~

"Heh. Alriiiiiight."
-Quagmire

by Dave October 12, 2004

Spubble

To take a very, very long time over something.

Where's Ollie? I don't know - he's probably engaged in a bit of spubble

by Dave December 9, 2003

world domination

An event where one person, or perhaps even a group of people, have absolute control of the entire planet.

Usually a basic goal of the main evil character in a kid's action cartoon.

Something everybody wants.

"Everybody wants to rule the world"
-that one song

by Dave January 7, 2005

Russian T-bag

When a guy takes a piss in a girls mouth and then dunks his balls in her mouth thats still filled with his own piss.

Hey, it was pretty nice giving your mom a Russian T-bag last night.

by Dave May 12, 2003

Donut Fuck

A general term used to describe any situation in which one encounters a narrow, well fortified entrance to a base or camped area.

There's a sniper at the end of that donut fuck (a.k.a. hallway).

by Dave November 13, 2003

PaK-40

PanzerabwehrKanone-40

A 75mm cannon used mostly by German forces during WWII. Served as artillery.

"I like to man one o'these things in Road To Rome, in the Monte Cassino map, and blow away all those frogs with a PaK-40. ^-^ Heheheh, lookit'em fly!"
-me

by Dave June 15, 2004

quarterback

The most popular person in a high-school football team.

SOME KID:
"Hey look it's our school's quarterback!"
SOME HOT SUCCULENT CHICK:
"Ooooooooh my god yes he's so hot I want him to fuck me oh yes....*orgasming*"

by Dave January 15, 2004