DAve's definitions

world domination

An event where one person, or perhaps even a group of people, have absolute control of the entire planet.

Usually a basic goal of the main evil character in a kid's action cartoon.

Something everybody wants.

"Everybody wants to rule the world"
-that one song

by Dave January 7, 2005

ISO-666

A fictional standards document which interchangeable "brutal death metal" bands refer to when writing their songs.

The new Yattering album is definitely ISO-666 compliant.

by Dave July 9, 2004

Russian T-bag

When a guy takes a piss in a girls mouth and then dunks his balls in her mouth thats still filled with his own piss.

Hey, it was pretty nice giving your mom a Russian T-bag last night.

by Dave May 12, 2003

Spubble

To take a very, very long time over something.

Where's Ollie? I don't know - he's probably engaged in a bit of spubble

by Dave December 9, 2003

lo-mein

Chinese noodles.

"I don't know where people get the definition of lo-mein being a slang term for a woman's vagina. I guess regardless of either one, lo-mein IS good eatin'. ^.^ "
-me

by Dave February 14, 2004

FedEx

<verb>

FedEx used as a verb means to dry fuck someone up the ass; hopefully without them noticing.

If however the person does notice, you must reply: "It is a good thing"

George Bush really FedEx'd the United States.

by Dave April 19, 2005

anZac

Australian New Zealand Army Corps. What the Poms called an 'Expeditionary Force' of young Sh*t Kickers that NZ and AUS sent to WW1. Were commanded by hapless bumbling Englishmen, resulting in massive slaughter, forming lasting bond between NZ & AUS. Luckily the English lifted their game in time for the second WW, slugging it out together for four years before the Yanks finally subbed in and hogged the glory.

ANZAC day Holiday
ANZAC cookies

by Dave November 24, 2003