dictator

A type of ruler who exercises total power over EVERYTHING, and typically has cruel punishments toward those who have even the slightest opinion against him.

Dictators are quite common in communist countries and third-world countries. No one will admit it, but George W Bush is not a dictator. How is he a dictator? Dictatorship is not allowed in the USA.
"The reason this definition was removed:

BUSH IS A DICTATOR. GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT YOU FUCKIN' REDNECK

Or something in that context. You know what, I think I'm gonna stop coming here on Urban Dictionary. You win. Seriously, anything intelligent or unbiased is not accepted in Urban Dictionary, when in fact it should be. It's as if there are more quality control fanatics than there are people who post definitions. I found out that a lot of my definitions were removed for the stupidest of reasons. You make me sick. If you want me to leave, so be it. Fuck you guys."
-me
by Dave February 27, 2005
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ghost town

A term referring to a town that is literally uninhabited, hence its name.
"Silent Hill is a true ghost town."
-me

"There were a lot of ghost towns during the era of the Wild West thanks to roughneck criminals comin' in and a'shootin' the place up."
-me
by Dave September 28, 2004
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untied

"Making a typo that reads 'UNTIED States of America' is very very very very very bad. Watch out!"
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by Dave October 31, 2004
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arabian surprise

after a man ejaculates into a girl (or man for that matter) he whispers into her ear 'I have AIDS.'

also often referred to as a 'Swedish rodeo.'
sam performed an arabian surprise on his dad
by dave April 25, 2005
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spazgasim

To "spaz" uncontrolably to something, that is just as pleasurable as an orgasim.
I almost had a spazgasim when I heard the good news.
by dave October 22, 2004
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nickel and dime

Traditionally used as part of the larger phrase "To be nickled and dimed to death", referring to the undesired price of upkeep for a certain item. More fundamentally, it refers simply to seemingly hidden ongoing expenses which, over time, add up to a large expense.
That POS Ford is nickle and diming me to death.
by dave June 24, 2004
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Kick The Can

The oldest known game in the history of humanity. The name speaks for itself; children gather around and kick a can to each other. The history of this game dates are far back as medieval ages, perhaps even further.

Centuries later.....thank God for Nintendo.
"Our present-day kick the can is hackeysack. Like I care though."
-me
by Dave January 20, 2004
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