DAve's definitions

When fucking a girl, right when you're about to cum, you cum in your hand rub it around and slap it on the chicks face so it looks like shes an orc with the white hand print from the lord of the rings
by Dave March 15, 2005

A website that allows you to buy perephinelia from the US Military and US Police units (including SWAT).
"You can buy boots, clothes, BDU's, GPS transmittors, binocs, dogtags, patches, and many more! ^.^ "
-me
-me
by Dave September 13, 2004

by Dave August 2, 2003

1. that bird just planed the shit out of my windshield.
2. you best watch out, or i'll pull a john denver and plane your ass.
2. you best watch out, or i'll pull a john denver and plane your ass.
by dave September 14, 2004

by Dave September 10, 2004
