SEAL

Sea, Air, Land.

A SEAL is a highly-trained special forces soldier of the US Navy. Part of a group of 2, 4, 8, or no higher than 16 other SEAL's, Navy SEAL's are pretty much the modern-day ninja; they are trained to meld in with the scenery and attack without being noticed. Their bodies are trained and pushed beyond almost human-limits.

"Not everyone can be a SEAL. In fact, you'd have to be superhuman to be one! If you really want to be a SEAL, you really have to want it."
-me

"The only easy day was yesterday!"
-SEAL Motto

"If you're called to duty but you're not ready, then you've failed."
-SEAL Moral from an officer

by Dave July 06, 2004

monkey piss

The last sip at the bottom of a beer can or bottle. People usually dump it out instead of drinking it because it usually consists of backwash and warm beer.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you wasting that beer?
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.

by Dave May 03, 2005

shooting star

when u fist a girl up the pussy then when its in there you extend all ur fingers out wards

i almost killed a girl giveing her a shooting star last night.

by dave January 25, 2005

lay one

To flatulate (PC term for "fart").

"I need to lay one but I'm in public and I care about how I smell..."
-me

by Dave April 19, 2004

kick ass

1)to harm, cause physical damage to;beat up
2) an interjection used in times of joy

1)im gonna kick your ass and i dont care if i go to jail!
2)SHE SAID YES!!!! KIICK ASSS!!!!

by Dave January 31, 2004

judaic

A politically-correct term to refer to a jew, or a person of jewish heritage.

"I prefer the term 'jew' myself."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Air Tight

When a girl takes on three guys at once, one in the ass, mouth and the pussy. All at the same time; hence see becomes, air tight.

Man we had a DP going and then she took another cock in the mouth, shit she was air tight.

by Dave May 15, 2004