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marijuana

meh-rih-wah-nuh
meh-ree-wah-nah
meh-rih-joo-wah-nuh

An illegal substance that is smokeable. There are all kinds of names for this word, which are used all the time referring to it (a LOT of'em are my terms for marijuana):
*Weed
*Pot
*Bud
*Buddha
*AK-47
*Stuff (my term for it; also "The Stuff")
*Dooby
*Scooby Doo
*Blunt
*Shit
*Puff
*Puffer
*Puff-Daddy
*Peacemaker
*Greens
*Blow (also a term for cocaine)
*Tokey-Toke
*Toker-Upper
*Nature
*Peacepipe (usually used for native american types)
*Pipe (depends greatly, although unfortunately a lot of pipes contain marijuana)
*Pick-Me-Up
*Calm-Down

......and MANY more terms.
"I don't smoke marijuana, especially ever since the first time I got ripped in early May 2002. It fucks with one's mind...I don't need that."
-me
by Dave April 2, 2004
mugGet the marijuanamug.

florence nightingale

Adverb:/ used when one holds an alcoholic beverage for an extended period of time without drinking, or taking longer than one should with their beverage.
1. Hey why don't you stop florence nightingale that shit.
by dave May 31, 2006
mugGet the florence nightingalemug.

M4A1

Colt M4A1 Carbine
5.56x45mm NATO

The carbinized version of the venerable M16 series. The M4 carbine is used mostly by US special forces, but it is even used by the Israeli military. It is said that the M4 carbine will replace the M16A2/M16A4 assault rifle as the mainstay for the Us armed forces...
...but in MY opinion, I think the M16 should stay. The M4 is a great weapon and is battle-proven, but the M16 has a few advantages still over the M4. Although the M4 is full-auto (the M16 only fires 3-round bursts for its full-auto mode), very compact, and heavily upgradable, the M16 has power and accuracy. The M4, on the other hand, excels in other areas over the M16, but it's not as accurate or powerful as the M16.

The idea of the M4 replacing the M16 should be heavily under debate. For now though, the M4 is a favored carbine for our special forces.
"The M4 is a really pimpin' gun. Too bad civilians can only buy those Bushmaster ripoffs."
-me
by Dave February 4, 2004
mugGet the M4A1mug.

doss cunt

WANKER
low life
scum
does things single handed
twat
by dave December 30, 2003
mugGet the doss cuntmug.

pussy plunging

the act of plunging ones head into the pussy of a woman.normakllyone has to be bald and lube his head, or use a swimming cap and lubeit up.
i stretched that pussy six inches pussy plunging her last night
by dave January 24, 2005
mugGet the pussy plungingmug.

thomas mcparland

Originated in Florida, this person is known as the world's most godly haxor in the history of the universe
Thomas McParland is the most l33t haxor on the face of the earth
by dave September 19, 2004
mugGet the thomas mcparlandmug.

difficunties

A proper spelling of "difficulties".
"We Are Experiencing Technical Difficunties. Please Stand By"
by Dave February 12, 2005
mugGet the difficuntiesmug.

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