scholarship

A very special award you may earn during graduation, which is basically money good toward college.

"When I won a scholarship during my graduation on May 27th of 2004, I was literally stupified! Now it's so tempting to spend it on something good but I better put it to college."
-me

by Dave June 29, 2004

chopsticks

*Synonymous with "cool" or "good", etc positive responses.

*Oriental eating utensils (Oriental, as in, Chinese or Japanese or Korean, or others like Burmese or Vietnamese, etc etc). Basically it's two sticks that are held in a certain way that they can be used to pick up anything, mostly food, given chopsticks' purpose.
If you're a full-blooded oriental, you can probably pick up a single piece of rice with chopsticks! Or maybe even a single noodle!

"I can eat ramen and rice with chopsticks. ^-^ seriously, I can."
-me

"That is so chopsticks man!"
"No way man that's meta!"
"No you dumbasses it's friggin' AK-47; it sucks."

by Dave May 16, 2004

peepee sniper

when ure taking a piss, and you fart, and you piss the seat

dude who was in here before me, um joe, dude hes a sniper!

by dave January 06, 2004

Jim Caviezel

He played as Jesus in The Passion Of Christ.

"Give him a wig and beard, and lo'n'behold : it's Jesus!"
-me

by Dave March 18, 2004

Bender belch

A belch that sounds like how Bender, from Futurama, belches. It is basically a belch with the last half of it going up in pitch, almost like a belch made while smiling.

"Uuuueeee"
-a rough idea of how the belch is spelt

by Dave October 20, 2004

cunting

an adjective for an extreme rainfall event, that exceeds the annual maxima.

man, its cunting it down and i should know, i'm a fully qualified hydrologist. safe as fuck

by dave January 09, 2004

back fanny

the back fanny is slang for a womans anus..

she is gorgeous,i'd like to make love to her back fanny all night long,
our american friends should be aware in the uk a fanny = pussy/vagina

by dave November 25, 2004