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scholarship

A very special award you may earn during graduation, which is basically money good toward college.
"When I won a scholarship during my graduation on May 27th of 2004, I was literally stupified! Now it's so tempting to spend it on something good but I better put it to college."
-me
by Dave June 29, 2004
mugGet the scholarshipmug.

chopsticks

*Synonymous with "cool" or "good", etc positive responses.

*Oriental eating utensils (Oriental, as in, Chinese or Japanese or Korean, or others like Burmese or Vietnamese, etc etc). Basically it's two sticks that are held in a certain way that they can be used to pick up anything, mostly food, given chopsticks' purpose.
If you're a full-blooded oriental, you can probably pick up a single piece of rice with chopsticks! Or maybe even a single noodle!
"I can eat ramen and rice with chopsticks. ^-^ seriously, I can."
-me

"That is so chopsticks man!"
"No way man that's meta!"
"No you dumbasses it's friggin' AK-47; it sucks."
by Dave May 16, 2004
mugGet the chopsticksmug.

cunting

an adjective for an extreme rainfall event, that exceeds the annual maxima.
man, its cunting it down and i should know, i'm a fully qualified hydrologist. safe as fuck
by dave January 9, 2004
mugGet the cuntingmug.

space docking

to excrete inside a condom, freeze the condom and then use like a penis to give some one anal plessure.
the man went to his freezer and got the condom he had loaded the night before and "docked" it inside his boyfriends rectum
by dave December 7, 2003
mugGet the space dockingmug.

mehitude

A mental state and philosophy almost totally opposite to that of attitude (as in bad attitude). Characterised by meh being the usual response to almost any situation.
person with attitude:"Ihate you, you're useless. You're fired"
person with mehitude: "meh"
person with attitude: "you'll lose your home now and i'm sleeping with your wife."
person with mehitude: "meh"

mother:"clean your now or i'll ground you for ten years"
teenager with mehitude:"meh"
mother:"you've got a serious mehitude problem"
by Dave May 13, 2005
mugGet the mehitudemug.

Navism

The mannor in which a fag is smoked
One that pulls funny faces, with raised eyebrows and big open eyes...
by Dave March 5, 2003
mugGet the Navismmug.

bridged out

describing something that is cool, and or something that one likes
that car over there is bridged out
by dave February 11, 2005
mugGet the bridged outmug.

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