DAve's definitions

hern

To travel at relative high speed.

I was herning.

Dont put that in the boot(trunk 2 u yanks) like that, it'll hern all over the place.

by Dave November 15, 2003

slug

a moist insect

rubbish slug

by dave September 6, 2003

Eclipticity

n. 1. The state of being incorrigibly retarded or moronic; 2. The degree of measured stupidity inherent or present in some object.

What inordinate eclipticity.

by Dave November 16, 2003

by nature

The very essence of something that is the truest answer to it.

"By nature, Christianity is a moral religion and highly-respectable. There are just stupid people who try to pervert it into what they want it to be."
"By nature, America is a good country. It's just not perfect. Nothing that is human is perfect."
"By nature, Iraq is a good country. The fact that it was run by a dictator made Iraq a horrible place."
"By nature, human beings are good. There are just morons here and there. By nature, these negatives are supposed to be the minority of the population."

"But just because something is something by nature doesn't mean it always is. This is called contradiction. This is also why there is prejudice and hatred. There are even things and beings that are evil by nature."

by Dave June 18, 2004

Force XXI

Force 21

A revolutionary new type of training program being experimented with by the US Armed Forces, particularly the Army.

"Eventually when youngsters grow up to join the Army they'll be put through the Force XXI's VR simulations and stuff. It sounds better than live exercises, but is it good enough to train soldiers via videogames? Maybe, maybe not. I like videogames though. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

shumpuzee

A fat male who eats fastly with his mouth open.

Jared is a shumpuzee who ate his lunch in less than 5 minutes.

by Dave March 5, 2004

shiitake

shee-tah-keh

A Japanese-origin mushroom, which is even used in various food styles.

"Don't know what shiitake tastes like, but I can assume it tastes like common mushrooms."
-me

by Dave June 23, 2004