DAve's definitions

chadding

the act of giving yourself oral sex

"Have you ever given yourself a chadding?"

by Dave April 27, 2006

spazzhole

The quivering, hair trigger, Kung-Fu grip action of a orgasm'ing vagina.

Holy Shit! When she went off, her spazz hole made my thunderlizard throw up.

by Dave January 21, 2005

PaK-40

PanzerabwehrKanone-40

A 75mm cannon used mostly by German forces during WWII. Served as artillery.

"I like to man one o'these things in Road To Rome, in the Monte Cassino map, and blow away all those frogs with a PaK-40. ^-^ Heheheh, lookit'em fly!"
-me

by Dave June 15, 2004

quarterback

The most popular person in a high-school football team.

SOME KID:
"Hey look it's our school's quarterback!"
SOME HOT SUCCULENT CHICK:
"Ooooooooh my god yes he's so hot I want him to fuck me oh yes....*orgasming*"

by Dave January 15, 2004

anZac

Australian New Zealand Army Corps. What the Poms called an 'Expeditionary Force' of young Sh*t Kickers that NZ and AUS sent to WW1. Were commanded by hapless bumbling Englishmen, resulting in massive slaughter, forming lasting bond between NZ & AUS. Luckily the English lifted their game in time for the second WW, slugging it out together for four years before the Yanks finally subbed in and hogged the glory.

ANZAC day Holiday
ANZAC cookies

by Dave November 24, 2003

penis envy

Perhaps the reason a friend of mine is being such an asshole towards me.

"Heh! That guy has penis envy I can tell!"
-me after being harassed by some jerkoff

by Dave January 15, 2004

fawk

Hispanic pronunciation of the word "fuck".

"Fawkin' sheet!"
-the buffoon in Adam Sandler's "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!" CD

by Dave February 29, 2004