DAve's definitions

pansercheck

A polish word for a missile. Means weak. ie. Pussy

that kid got punched in the face and didnt do anything about it! What a pansercheck

by Dave December 2, 2004

Squappo

The art of masterbation with one hand under your leg and either tugging or fingering, which ever you do, and the other gently tickling your feet.

Oh Shit Son, You shoulda seen that guy Squappo.

by Dave December 3, 2004

halo2

Possibly the most boring game ever created. Much was expected from this game, but little was delivered. It still has the smallest arsenal of any shooter ever(excluding it's predesecor), and the multiplayer levels are still unimaginative. Some multiplayer levels are much too confusing, and some are just plain old open fields. There is no in-between. The only level that makes for a good time is Battle Creek. If your going to play this game, be sure to take a pillow because your sure to fall asleep due too boredom.

When everybody else fell asleep from playing Halo2, us real gamers busted out the N64 to play Goldeneye a.k.a. the good shooter game.

by Dave December 4, 2004

steady

As in "goin' steady," when a boy and a girl are bf/gf and are unavailable by their respective opposite sexes because they are taken and in love with eachother.... the two are goin' steady.

Hugo asked Kim out several times, and they got pinned, so now they're goin' steady.

by dave February 11, 2004

charly mark

the mark on the arm of a heroin user. usually small and blue.

see also skank, smackhead

see that fuckers charly mark? junkie bitch!

by dave February 12, 2004

Pseudoultrapseudoantidisestablishmentarianism

False extreme false oppostion to the withdrawal of state support for the Church.

A very long word indeed.

This pseudoultrapseudoantidisestablishmentarianism shall destroy us all!

Pseudoultrapseudoantidisestablishmentarianism? Shouldn't that be hyphenated?

by Dave February 12, 2004

Butt Geiser Surpriser

Also known as the BGS, this is a loving sexual act in which the giver urinates up the butt of the recipient.

BGS tournaments are also known to occur in some parts of the United States, though the rules of the tournament aren't well known.

I couldn't believe the sensation brought on to me after receiving my first BGS.

After years of BGSing, I have a permanent limp.

by Dave February 12, 2004