DAve's definitions

Oilix

A micro-organism that can enrich crude oil and replicate it. Said to be cheap (as in low-cost).

"If someone could develop a micro-organism capable of enriching & purifying oil, we'd have a nearly infinite supply of oil! ^.^ Sadly, it's all fiction. -.-' "
-me

by Dave November 30, 2004

fiction

Please see real-life.

"There's too much fiction in real-life these days. Many things which people say are real are actually fiction. Political scandals are now fiction these days, because it's been such an ultra-hot topic for so long that everyone has exaggerated it. When people exaggerate reality, it becomes fiction."
-me

by Dave November 30, 2004

Communist-Nazi

Same thing if you stop and think about it.

"What? Communism & nazism aren't exactly good things in life. Where's the money?"
-me

by Dave November 30, 2004

Marlow White

Designer of top-quality US Military officer uniforms, for enlisted personnel, officers, and Generals.

"I could post the URL but then my definition won't be posted."
-me

by Dave November 30, 2004

honor

Something this world needs more of.

"What is honor anymore? How can two mighty nations fight honorably if they both have to use dishonorable methods on occasion? Is honor something that gradually changes through time?"

by Dave November 30, 2004

Compruter

Computer... ya know, that thing with the stuff you don't quite understand.

Adapted from the asian word for "bottomless box of pornography"

I run Windows 2k on my compruter... that's right I said compruter. BETTA AXE SUMBODY!

by Dave December 1, 2004

loughborough

Loughborough is a small town, which has a great university, sadly run by a corrupt registrar called John Town who should be sacked.

Loughborough is great at sport.

Loughborough is even better at suspending students for doing things that they haven't done.

by Dave December 2, 2004