Julie and Ericka just ripped me a new asshole, what happened?
They have been hanging with Beth, that bitch is cuntageous!
They have been hanging with Beth, that bitch is cuntageous!
by DAVnCHAINS December 07, 2010
Hey man did you see that girl? I'm all over that!
Don't go falling in love she looks like she's coin-operated.
Don't go falling in love she looks like she's coin-operated.
by DAVnCHAINS April 18, 2014
The math a younger girl does when she meets an older guy in a bar, where she finds how old she was when you were her age.
I'm too old to meet women in bars anymore, I don't need there barithmetic, making me feel older than I am!
by DAVnCHAINS March 31, 2015
by DAVnCHAINS April 15, 2014
Waiting for my girlfriend to get ready takes an eternity when she’s got eleventy shoes to choose from!
by DAVnCHAINS December 27, 2017