Coin-operated

A whore, prostitute or anyone that accepts money for sex.

Hey man did you see that girl? I'm all over that!

Don't go falling in love she looks like she's coin-operated.

by DAVnCHAINS April 19, 2014

cuntract

being in a relationship; having a girlfriend.

Hey Mike you coming to the party tonight? Jimmy's bringing some girls that are down to party. Why you offering me this? You know I'm under cuntract.

by DAVnCHAINS September 02, 2013

FOXed

Fucking something up, like a World Series broadcast.

Everything was going great until Bill came over and FOXed everything up!

by DAVnCHAINS December 28, 2015

Barithmetic

The math a younger girl does when she meets an older guy in a bar, where she finds how old she was when you were her age.

I'm too old to meet women in bars anymore, I don't need there barithmetic, making me feel older than I am!

by DAVnCHAINS March 31, 2015

escalator parrot

A person that gets right behind you when on an escalator.

God I felt like a pirate going down the escalator with that escalator parrot over my shoulder.

by DAVnCHAINS April 22, 2018