Dude, I got like 2 hours of sleep last night, hopefully when I get out of work I wont be too exhaustipated to go to bed.
by DAVnCHAINS December 27, 2013
Julie and Ericka just ripped me a new asshole, what happened?
They have been hanging with Beth, that bitch is cuntageous!
They have been hanging with Beth, that bitch is cuntageous!
by DAVnCHAINS December 07, 2010
Hey man did you see that girl? I'm all over that!
Don't go falling in love she looks like she's coin-operated.
Don't go falling in love she looks like she's coin-operated.
by DAVnCHAINS April 18, 2014
by DAVnCHAINS December 07, 2010
Waiting for my girlfriend to get ready takes an eternity when she’s got eleventy shoes to choose from!
by DAVnCHAINS December 27, 2017