12 definitions by DAVnCHAINS

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(noun) - When a bitch or cunt is out of character by being nice.
Suzie is being really nice, maybe she's changed.

No she didn't she's just cuntstipated.
by DAVnCHAINS December 07, 2010
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When a straight woman ends up fucking another woman.
Dude I saw your ex-girlfriend with Stacey, she got the Beaver Fever!!
by DAVnCHAINS February 20, 2015
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A midget that is a magician.
Hey do you want to go to the circus? I hear they have a midgician performing.
by DAVnCHAINS January 12, 2015
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A person that gets right behind you when on an escalator.
God I felt like a pirate going down the escalator with that escalator parrot over my shoulder.
by DAVnCHAINS December 27, 2017
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The problem of being so tired that you cannot fall asleep.
Dude, I got like 2 hours of sleep last night, hopefully when I get out of work I wont be too exhaustipated to go to bed.
by DAVnCHAINS December 27, 2013
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