by Dave January 15, 2004
*A politically-incorrect, hilarious British comedy, which evolved into a franchise that even spawned movies like The Meaning of Life and, best of all, The Holy Grail.
*"frontal-nudity python"
*"frontal-nudity python"
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy; it's divine to own a dick...from the tiniest little tanger, to the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or john thomas...hurray for your one-eyed trouser-snake...your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or you cock...you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock...but don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock, and you won't come back. Uuh thank you very much."
-that singer from The Meaning of Life
-that singer from The Meaning of Life
by Dave April 20, 2004
The twin brother of Vash in the series Trigun. Knives is the complete opposite of Vash; Knives is insane and absolutely evil, and hell-bent on obliterating (the remains of) humanity. He also takes pleasure in toying with Vash, as well as Vash's emotions and love for humanity.
by Dave June 23, 2004
The last sip at the bottom of a beer can or bottle. People usually dump it out instead of drinking it because it usually consists of backwash and warm beer.
Guy 1: Dude, why are you wasting that beer?
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.
by Dave May 03, 2005
1. One who is constantly but questionably hurt or injured
2. One who is prone to excuse-making in any softball situation not to his liking
2. One who is prone to excuse-making in any softball situation not to his liking
"He says he ruptured his spleen last night playing basketball, but he wants to DH at tonight's softball game - what a Wagnon"
by Dave December 22, 2003
by Dave November 13, 2003