DAVE's definitions

jumpr0n

What you say on Alpengeist on the first drop, and second inversion.

OFMZGOMFOZGMZ MATT, JUMPR0N!!!!11111112.
jumpr0n.

by Dave June 27, 2004

choice

meaning EXCELLENT

those jeans you have on are choice

by dave June 8, 2003

Justice friend

A derogatory Colloquialism from Sydney's Northern beaches.

meaning: A person who must right wrongs.

e.g. 1:
You light up a cigarette at the beach and someone demands
you put it out.
e.g. 2:
A person who picks up a piece of litter that you have just dropped and places it in a bin.

Use: "What a Justice friend"

by dave January 19, 2005

rolling stone

A metaphor for something that is always moving or changing. This phrase has many connections to music: It's the name of a magazine that focuses on pop culture and music, it's the name of a band, and it's a lyric in a song by Bob Dylan. These three things may be connected. A possible origin of this phrase is the old saying, "a rolling stone gathers no moss."

by Dave September 8, 2003

corn syrup

Something that all food & drinks are made with, among millions of other ingredients.

"Don't believe me? Look at the ingredients of ANY food item."
-me

by Dave November 20, 2004

spazgasim

To "spaz" uncontrolably to something, that is just as pleasurable as an orgasim.

I almost had a spazgasim when I heard the good news.

by dave October 22, 2004

assmonk

this is a friendly way to refer to our mate tom

hello assmonk, how are you today?

by dave April 9, 2003