DAVE's definitions

dem

*Short for "democrat".
*"Them".

"Don't be messin' wit dem boys now!"

by Dave January 14, 2004

mayerism

The act and/or actions in which one would live by as an UBER john mayer fan. Sharing copious amounts of unecessary facts with the rest of the world. Basically, being obsessed with john mayer and pushing him and his music on the rest of the world!

Making a small "john mayer" christmas tree for your room or a John Mayer Centre piece for your thanksgiving dinner.

by dave December 20, 2003

po-town

City of Poughkeepsie but also used to for the Town of Poughkeepsie by use whiteys that wanna be tougher than we already are.

Mike: Man, you're on tough motherfucka...Where you from?

Dave: Po-Town, New York.

Mike: Oh... no shit, you're from Po-Town.

by Dave March 24, 2005

vadge

Means female sexual organ/hole :)

You can describe someone as being vadginous - meaning being like a cunt :D

by dave January 2, 2004

Mikhail Less

My hack toward Michael Moore, to represent his liberalism, and how liberals are popularly portrayed as communists (not ALL libs are commies, but sadly, lots of them are).

Mikhail : a russian name, because Russia used to be a communist nation.
Less : because his knowledge deprives you of logic and sense, or pretty much, thought.

"Mikhail Less, I mean Michael Moore, is evil!"
-me

by Dave March 25, 2004

Munta Hunter

The pratice of purposely intending to pull a Munta

The lads had dared Craig to pull the uglist girl (munta) in the club that night!!!

by dave November 9, 2004

gimpsy

the act of inserting a gerbil into the rectum. usually done for sexual purposes.

After giving Neil a rusty trombone, Bob dug into his bag of tricks and followed it up with a gimpsy. Neil was forever grateful.

by Dave January 4, 2005