by Dave April 07, 2004

by Dave March 26, 2004

by Dave February 12, 2004

by Dave September 26, 2004

Porth's sex goddess whom paralyzes him with her secretions
by Dave February 01, 2005

A middle-aged woman who needs that big ass violated doggy-style in the worst way! Also see Al Bundy. Was probably as hot as Kelly at one time BUT she still has it goin'on!
by dave November 27, 2003
