DAN's definitions

giving face

A term to describe when a man gives oral pleasure to a woman.

John gave face to Shannon right after she gave him a beege.

by Dan November 10, 2002

heffin'

Colloquial form of "heffing".

The state of being a heffer.

That bitch was so heffin' that I had to fuck her missionary style so she didn't crush my junk.

by Dan January 6, 2004

3:20

national day to smoke crack (which is gay)

Hey Billy Bob!!! Gimme some of dem crack rocks!

by Dan January 3, 2004

warrination

To experience extreme frustration. Usually resulting from a colleague's inability to listen to an explanation, continued inane questioning or acute stupidity.

The warrination is getting to much much. I must leave now and kill myself.

by Dan May 20, 2003

Pacify

Politically Correct word for "kill", also see neutralize

"PFC Jenkins! I order you to PACIFY that family of five!"

by Dan February 4, 2005

fukin joey

pertaining to someone acting like a soiled prophilactic device.

Dave's just bought another £27000 beemer in midnight blue. wot a fukin joey.

by dan April 4, 2003

cream crackered

Knackered (as in extremely tired). Rhyming slang.

I am cream crackered!

by dan September 2, 2004