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taking back sunday

untalented emo band made popular by the corporate whores seen on MTV. some key features include cliched pseudo-intellecual lyrics, elementary guitar skills, basic drum beats and bass lines. but you can mostly recognize them by their horrible vocalist, teenage girls try to say, "hes just expressing his emotions" no hes whining like a little pussy, theres a difference. a man who expresses his emotions is Maynard James Keenan of "Tool" and "A Perfect Circle". retarded musically inept people will say "goths listen to Tool, therefore everyone in Tool are freaks and you become one by listening to them". but people seem to forget that most of the best artists in history were insane. and maynard only acts weird on stage, hes a normal person off stage.
Taking Back Sunday is just a fad, like NSYNC was about 6 years ago. In a few years, they will have vanished from the whole scene, Tool will be remembered.
by Dan January 28, 2005
mugGet the taking back sundaymug.

pwnis

A penis that pwns

A classic Trevism
Trev: Suck My pwnis
or
Trev Sex my Pwnis
by Dan November 6, 2004
mugGet the pwnismug.

kellen winslow jr.

1. Son of Hall of Fame tight end Kellen Winslow Sr.

2. Claims to be a soldier.
It's war, they're out there to kill you, so I'm out there to kill them. We don't care about anybody but this U. They're going after my legs. I'm going to come right back at them. I'm a fucking soldier
by Dan March 2, 2004
mugGet the kellen winslow jr.mug.

fire cryp

Marijuana bud sharing a common salvia or crpy strain that is usually more potent and "dank" then simply a cryp bud.
"This fire cryp is so strong man, im trippin' my balls off"
by Dan May 13, 2005
mugGet the fire crypmug.

dander

by dan February 15, 2005
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under armour

Lightweight performance apparel popularized in the breakdown by Big E and his iron pumping friends, including JT the rookie and Coach. They participate in a supervised after-hours tackling club in a warehouse, and do not appreciate Cheese stopping by in a Cotton XXL shirt. They started this thing and are just trying to prevent everyone from bringing them down.
The house is paramount
Will you protect this house?
I will I will
Under Armour!
Woo!
by Dan November 24, 2003
mugGet the under armourmug.

True Jedi

A total crack head who smokes pot all day every day, and goes by the name of 'Danny Wellhung'.
'Theres Dan He's so cool', ' I heard he was hung like a horse'. ' I wish i was a Hardcore stoner like Him'
by Dan December 19, 2003
mugGet the True Jedimug.

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