DAN's definitions

a joey

"Joey" means 'cripple' and derives from the famous children's program, Blue Peter.

Blue Peter presentersinvited spina-bifida sufferer, Joey Deacon, onto the show so he could talk about life with this debilitating condition.

"can I play football with you?"

"get away from me you joey"

by dan November 26, 2004

nef

usually found in forums;
somebody who wastes a post with a useless remark or comment just to increase their post count.

POSTED BY: uselessuser

hey yo sups dudes, ..i just took a shit just now! cool huh! ur thoughts?

by dan January 8, 2003

contraflow

Where authorities change the direction of highway lanes to aid in the evacuation of people during a major disaster.

Since the hurricane is expected to make landfall in 48 hours, the Highway Patrol will implement contraflow on Highways 25, 40, and 65 to speed up the evacuation of residents and tourists. Traffic will only be allowd to go north on these roads during contraflow.

by Dan October 20, 2008

Cuzy

When something is Cute and Crazy.

When someone does a crazy laugh and look so cute, you can say "Thats Cuzy"

by Dan April 18, 2005

busting miles

Rolling back the odometer to make a used car appear it has less miles than it actually does. In short...odometer fraud.

State inspectors discovered Wild Bill's Used Car dealership was busting miles on its cars to get more money than the cars were worth.

by Dan May 19, 2008

Sexual Chocolate

One of Mark Henry's failed gimmicks

"Mark Henry's biggest accomplishment as Sexual Chocolate was helping Mae Young give birth to a glove."

by Dan December 14, 2003

chav earring

well, a chavs earring rests on the shoulders of the chav, a large hoop is generally well accepted, it has to be fake gold usually bought from the local jewellers shop which most items appear to be stolen in the first place and of gd girth

you could train a dolphin thru those luv

cor boy, those earrings r mustard

by dan May 2, 2004