DAN's definitions

oosma

a lazy schlikki

"Man, Adam is being an oosma."

by Dan June 2, 2004

assflag

Someone who deserves to have a pool cue shoved up their ass and then waved around like a flag.

That guy at the pool hall, Brett, is a real assflag.

by Dan September 23, 2003

Uncle Tomahawk

A Native American who harbors prejudice and self-hate against his own people, and supports anti-Native American sentiment and laws.

I met a Native American living in Detroit, he told me that he thought we were all drunks and casino owners, and I called him what he is, a self-hating Uncle Tomahawk.

by Dan August 12, 2003

jank

Adj. - Cheesy and low-budget, bad quality, typically associated with films.

We rented a really jank movie last night. We turned it off because it was so bad.

by Dan July 24, 2003

Sunshine Well

Another word for a bucket.

Derived from the fact that a bucket is cheap, and can be used as a well. Therefore, if you live in the Western Suburbs and don't have a well, you could use a bucket instead. A really cheap bucket. One you can get for like, 10c, and lasts for about 10 seconds.

"Love, have you seen the Sunshine Well? I need to soak my jocks."

"I'm gonna puke! Quick, pass me the Sunshine Well!"

by Dan June 28, 2004

uninvited guests

Any creature that chooses to make its home in a hard to reach area in your house. Be it in the attic, basement or inside a wall, these guests are often rodents, reptiles, or insects of varying sizes. Once discovered, uninvited guests are very hard to evict from your home.

I've placed some rat poison in the attic and sealed up any holes in the walls so we don't get any uninvited guests trying to make their homes here.

by Dan April 21, 2008

rebowl

When smoking marijuana in a pipe, bong, or vaporizer and you have finished the bowl you must empty the bowl and refill it with bud. This is referred to as a rebowl, or rebowlling. The term was originated in a vaporizer session between 7 high school students on April 20th 2005 (4/20, 420).

example a)
person 1: "This shit's not hitting anymore."
person 2: "It needs a rebowl, man."

example b)
"This bowl's done.... REBOWL!"

by Dan April 20, 2005