DAN's definitions

POETS

Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday

Friday is POETS day.

by Dan November 25, 2003

Po.I.E.T.

The next stage of life of a P.I.E.T. when the girl is beyond all that high school shit and gets her happies from only her husband who may or may not know the extent of her P.I.E.T. experiences.

Man, I can't believe she flipped out and shit and is now a Po.I.E.T.

by Dan April 11, 2005

chi

The popular abbreviation of Chichester in West Sussex.

Are you going out tonight?
Yeah I'm gawin dahn chi

by Dan March 15, 2005

office space

the movie, that really is a metaphor for life. You can't work all the time, you can't always follow the same routine. You sometimes need and event hence the death of the hypnosis doctor, to make you have a life change, to make one's life more meaningful

"It's not just about my dream of doing nothing, It'a about all of us"

by Dan March 20, 2005

h4t

When a person loses there treasurous hat, and really wants it back and starts to cry about it.

When Joe lost his hat he was all pissed off at first, but then started to cry about it by saying..

"Whoevers got my pickey hat gimme it back"
"Whoevers got my pickey hat gimme it back"
"Whoevers got my pickey hat gimme it back"

So I (Dan) dragged him through the IT room, 2 times and ripped his shoes off his feet, and realised he has being wearing the same socks for 2 months.

To the present day, Joe is still without his 'h4t' (Hat) it was pickey style

by Dan January 27, 2004

Rynthar

To poke a half-asleep or sleeping victim with ones morning wood.

As I was stretching after just waking up, I poked my sleeping girlfriend in the back with my morning wood.

by Dan August 10, 2003

firecrotch

someone who doesnt know how to spell needledick

needle dick, not nidledick

by Dan May 24, 2003