blue screen of death

what you see after you fall asleep wating for windows to work.

Damn all you lucky linux users for saving money on a good OS.

*YAWWWWWWWWWN* Wow windows sure goes slo.. FUCK, THAT DAMN BLUE SCREEN AGAIN!!! IM GETTIN LINUX!!!

by DA GUY April 14, 2004

klondike

ITS AN ICECREAM YOU DUmBASSES

I AM EATING A KLoNDIKE!!!

by DA GUY April 14, 2004

windows XP

The first time microsoft didn't make an os JUST LIKE the one before it but gave it a different name.

WOW Windows XP actuily IS different and it ALMOST works.

by DA GUY April 14, 2004

comedy central

The only good channel on cable.

Comedy central is great!!!

by DA GUY April 14, 2004

Lil Jon

A "rapper" with 50 chromosomes and ADHD.

Lil John should make his own rap group, 50 CROMOSOMES.

by DA GUY April 14, 2004

noggin

Just one of the many places nickelodeon dumps there shitty old shows and the teen sex show, degrassi. Where they talk about there girlfriends giving there boyfriends the ultimate birthday gift. What do you think that is. They even have a warning that telly you that the show has "strong sexual connections".

Noggin is a gay network.

by DA GUY April 15, 2004

Xerox

A shitty kind of copier that, if it is not broken, makes bad, out of alignment, and Black and White copies.

{IN SCHOOL} Sorry guys, but the.... the.... oh yeah paper coping thing broke.... again, so there is no homework because i couldnt make ilegal copies of out of the book papers.

by DA GUY April 15, 2004