Definitions by D.L. Crosse
Hollister Life Crisis
A type of mid-life crisis where persons over the age of 18, but usually in their mid-20s to early-30s, start to freak out that they are aging and not getting any younger, so they compensate by wearing Hollister Co. clothing. Bear in mind that Hollister Co., by the company's own definition, sells apparel targeted to the 14 to 18 year old age demographic. So when you see that creepy 27 year old guy walking in the mall wearing a Hollister Co. t-shirt, try not to laugh too hard. He's just having a Hollister Life Crisis.
Mike had just turned 25 years old and started freaking out that he was no longer "young and hip" like the teenyboppers. He felt if he wore some clothing like the kind his 15 year old little brother wore, he could recapture some of his youth. So he went to Hollister Co. and bought some new outfits for himself. He thought he was cool, but most of the high school kids thought he was a creepy old dude trying to act young. He was having a Hollister Life Crisis.
Hollister Life Crisis by D.L. Crosse January 5, 2009
bro mama
A bro hoe who has a kid(s). Easy to spot at places like the mall, supermarket, etc. with child in tow, usually wearing outfits like velour track suits, or short shirts that expose their tramp stamp.
bro mama by D.L. Crosse December 9, 2008
22378008
Kid 1: "22378008? I don't get it! What does this have to do with Dolly Parton?"
Kid 2" "Turn the calculator upside-down you idiot."
Kid 2" "Turn the calculator upside-down you idiot."
22378008 by D.L. Crosse April 10, 2008
skullfucker
1) Literally, one who fucks skulls.
2) In more recent usage, lame ass trendsters who have hopped on the latest trend of wearing clothing with skull and skeleton motifs. They range from the 98 pound emo dude who sits behind you in math class, to "hip-pop" superstars like Diddy and Souja Boy. What they all have in common is un-originality. Skull and skeleton motifs on clothing were originally a staple of skater/hardcore/punk circles, and even gangsta rap as evidenced by Ice Cube in his classic 1992 video "Wicked". But then the "Pirates of the Carribbean" movies came out and suddenly "skulls were cool" and everyone and their momma were wearing clothing with skulls and skeletons on them. The truth is they are all part of the sheepherd jumping on a trend and only show how mindless and unoriginal they are. When you see R&B boytoys, hip-poppers, 14 year old girls, scenesters, wannabe pirates, bros, and rebel wannabes, etc. all following the same trend, you know this fad is just about over.
2) In more recent usage, lame ass trendsters who have hopped on the latest trend of wearing clothing with skull and skeleton motifs. They range from the 98 pound emo dude who sits behind you in math class, to "hip-pop" superstars like Diddy and Souja Boy. What they all have in common is un-originality. Skull and skeleton motifs on clothing were originally a staple of skater/hardcore/punk circles, and even gangsta rap as evidenced by Ice Cube in his classic 1992 video "Wicked". But then the "Pirates of the Carribbean" movies came out and suddenly "skulls were cool" and everyone and their momma were wearing clothing with skulls and skeletons on them. The truth is they are all part of the sheepherd jumping on a trend and only show how mindless and unoriginal they are. When you see R&B boytoys, hip-poppers, 14 year old girls, scenesters, wannabe pirates, bros, and rebel wannabes, etc. all following the same trend, you know this fad is just about over.
1) Watch out for that skullfucker or you'll wake up missing an eyeball.
2) Billy though he was hip and trendy in his skeleton ribcage hooded sweatshirt, but all he proved was that he was just another mindless skullfucker with no originality.
2) Billy though he was hip and trendy in his skeleton ribcage hooded sweatshirt, but all he proved was that he was just another mindless skullfucker with no originality.
skullfucker by D.L. Crosse March 28, 2008
slimmy
A nickname given by U.S. soldiers to enemy Somali militia fighters during Operation Restore Hope (1992-1993). They were called slimmys because the Somali fighters were relatively thin compared to the Americans.
slimmy by D.L. Crosse August 12, 2007
Emo Eliminator
1. The first haircut a new recruit receives upon joining the military.
2. The electric buzz clippers used to deliver said haircut.
2. The electric buzz clippers used to deliver said haircut.
1. Say goodbye to your long hair, son. You're in the Army now - time for your Emo Eliminator.
2. The Army barber whipped out the Emo Eliminator and went to work on the fresh recruits.
2. The Army barber whipped out the Emo Eliminator and went to work on the fresh recruits.
Emo Eliminator by D.L. Crosse April 20, 2007
Strictly For My Ninjas
A trendy graphic tee design with a subtly racist message. "Strictly For My Ninjas" is a play on the title of Tupac Shakur's 1993 album "Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z.", which contain many tracks emphasizing 2Pac's political and social views. Unfortunately, the mocking nature of the "ninjas" shirt is usually dismissed by the wearers, usually spoiled suburban kids, who are ignorant at best, or closet racists at worse. The subtle racism in the "Strictly For My Ninjas" shirts were even discussed at the University of Iowa's 2007 Obermann Center for Advanced Studies Symposium on Obscenity during a panel aptly titled "The N-Word".
People who wear the "Strictly For My Ninjas" tees think it's okay to make fun of African-American culture.
Strictly For My Ninjas by D.L. Crosse April 15, 2007