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1. In L.A. gang culture slang, a wannabe.
2. In sports, an athlete who excelled as an amateur(high school, college, etc.), but when they turned professional, failed to live up to the expectations.
2. In sports, an athlete who excelled as an amateur(high school, college, etc.), but when they turned professional, failed to live up to the expectations.
1. "Your own barrio doesn't back you up, they just look at your ass and call you a poo butt."
- Kid Frost, "La Raza"
2. Adam was the bomb in college, but when he went to the NBA, he got straight dominated. What a poo butt.
- Kid Frost, "La Raza"
2. Adam was the bomb in college, but when he went to the NBA, he got straight dominated. What a poo butt.
by D.L. Crosse February 3, 2007
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Mike had just turned 25 years old and started freaking out that he was no longer "young and hip" like the teenyboppers. He felt if he wore some clothing like the kind his 15 year old little brother wore, he could recapture some of his youth. So he went to Hollister Co. and bought some new outfits for himself. He thought he was cool, but most of the high school kids thought he was a creepy old dude trying to act young. He was having a Hollister Life Crisis.
by D.L. Crosse January 5, 2009
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Oh, snap! Did you see homeboy pull off that no-look behind-the-back pass? That kid's the next Magic Johnson!
by D.L. Crosse January 21, 2007
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Frat Boy: "Hey bro! Wanna come to my MLK party? It's gonna be da bomb shizzle fo rizzle ma nizzle!!!"
Student: "Apparantly, your only source of exposure to black people is what you see on MTV."
Student: "Apparantly, your only source of exposure to black people is what you see on MTV."
by D.L. Crosse February 7, 2007
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If you take 2 cars, one with a V-6 and one with a V-8, the stereotypical musclehead will always believe the car with the V-8 is better, even though the car with the V-6 may actually be faster for other reasons (lighter weight, higher displacement-to-horsepower ratio, turbos, superchargers, etc.), have better handling and response, etc.
by D.L. Crosse February 3, 2007
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2) In more recent usage, lame ass trendsters who have hopped on the latest trend of wearing clothing with skull and skeleton motifs. They range from the 98 pound emo dude who sits behind you in math class, to "hip-pop" superstars like Diddy and Souja Boy. What they all have in common is un-originality. Skull and skeleton motifs on clothing were originally a staple of skater/hardcore/punk circles, and even gangsta rap as evidenced by Ice Cube in his classic 1992 video "Wicked". But then the "Pirates of the Carribbean" movies came out and suddenly "skulls were cool" and everyone and their momma were wearing clothing with skulls and skeletons on them. The truth is they are all part of the sheepherd jumping on a trend and only show how mindless and unoriginal they are. When you see R&B boytoys, hip-poppers, 14 year old girls, scenesters, wannabe pirates, bros, and rebel wannabes, etc. all following the same trend, you know this fad is just about over.
2) In more recent usage, lame ass trendsters who have hopped on the latest trend of wearing clothing with skull and skeleton motifs. They range from the 98 pound emo dude who sits behind you in math class, to "hip-pop" superstars like Diddy and Souja Boy. What they all have in common is un-originality. Skull and skeleton motifs on clothing were originally a staple of skater/hardcore/punk circles, and even gangsta rap as evidenced by Ice Cube in his classic 1992 video "Wicked". But then the "Pirates of the Carribbean" movies came out and suddenly "skulls were cool" and everyone and their momma were wearing clothing with skulls and skeletons on them. The truth is they are all part of the sheepherd jumping on a trend and only show how mindless and unoriginal they are. When you see R&B boytoys, hip-poppers, 14 year old girls, scenesters, wannabe pirates, bros, and rebel wannabes, etc. all following the same trend, you know this fad is just about over.
1) Watch out for that skullfucker or you'll wake up missing an eyeball.
2) Billy though he was hip and trendy in his skeleton ribcage hooded sweatshirt, but all he proved was that he was just another mindless skullfucker with no originality.
2) Billy though he was hip and trendy in his skeleton ribcage hooded sweatshirt, but all he proved was that he was just another mindless skullfucker with no originality.
by D.L. Crosse March 28, 2008
Get the skullfucker mug.In South-Central Los Angeles, wearing Los Angeles Lakers clothing and gear is generally considered gang-neutral. While wearing Lakers clothing won't necessarily guarantee your safety, it does make a statement to gang members that you're not looking for trouble.
Wearing Lakers gear in South-Central will buy you a little safety, but it is not guaranteed.
Red (Bloods) + Blue (Crips) = Purple (Lakers color)
Red (Bloods) + Blue (Crips) = Purple (Lakers color)
by D.L. Crosse March 6, 2007
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