D. Gould's definitions
When a new co-worker has to share a timecard slot with you, because they're so fresh, they don't even have their own.
"Who's Ann?"
"She started full time Friday. So I'm bunking a noob, until they get her a slot of her own."
"She started full time Friday. So I'm bunking a noob, until they get her a slot of her own."
by D. Gould February 25, 2006
Get the bunking a noobmug. The method in which some street drugs are wrapped and distributed. Using either a latex condom, or rubber balloon.
"Be careful not to spill that coke in my car."
"Don't worry. It's wrapped in a bodybag. We'll open it when we get to the club."
"Don't worry. It's wrapped in a bodybag. We'll open it when we get to the club."
by D. Gould May 1, 2006
Get the bodybagmug. A really filthy, dirty, smelly, regretable fuck. A fuck so grungy and diseased, one goes running to the STD clinic the next morning.
"Dude...Please tell me you didn't bag that whore from the bar last night."
"I did. I was so hammered, I just didn't care. She was the nastiest gutter lay I've ever had."
"I did. I was so hammered, I just didn't care. She was the nastiest gutter lay I've ever had."
by D. Gould February 16, 2009
Get the gutter laymug. Finding yourself in a situation that is fast-paced, and physically overwhelming. Often that feeling is heighted by a sense of mass confusion, and personal ineptness. Term was first coined to describe the "D-Day" invasion of World War 2. When Allied ships inflitrated Nazi shores, and infantry troops literally had to "hit the ground running", to keep from getting shot.
"I started my new job today. It was so busy, I had to hit the ground running, and had no time to get any training in."
by D. Gould February 23, 2006
Get the hit the ground runningmug. Used in retail, to describe a customer who insists on handling everything, but purchasing nothing. Most often they are white men. Middle aged to early seniors, married, heavyset, with thick glasses. Can easily be spotted, because they inspect the price tag, while holding it three inches from their face.
"Don't waste your time helping 'quality control', when there are serious buyers elsewhere in the shop."
by D. Gould January 28, 2007
Get the quality controlmug. by D. Gould February 6, 2006
Get the call a lumberjackmug. When your house cat both shits and pisses in your bed, purely out of revenge or defiance. Occasionally compounded, if the act in question takes place during the owner's absence, and the waste is subsequently left to ferment for an extended period of time. Named appropriately after the infamous feline "Sushi Bum-Bum". Third-Dan black belt, in the art of Turd Dropping.
by D. Gould November 4, 2006
Get the dropped a Sushimug.