D. Gould's definitions

traffic cop

A blunt force object (such as a hammer or crowbar), carried on a motorcycle, used to extract revenge. When a vehicle is driven too carelessly next to a rider, and they are subsequently almost run over, the "traffic cop" is withdrawn from its respective sheath, and used to smash the windshield of the offending party.

"I fitted the frame of my bike with a traffic cop. Ya know....Just in case."

by D. Gould January 15, 2007

Tom Cruise complex

A short guy, who won't allow his wife or girlfriend to wear high heels, because it makes her taller then himself. Name appropriately after Tom Cruise: The Scientology Midget of Hollywood.

"Good thing I don't have Tom Cruise complex. My girlfriend has a closet filled with platform boots."

by D. Gould November 5, 2006

disco

Tacky or unnecessary flashiness. Especially in large quantity. Often associated with vehicles and clothing.

"Low rider rims, on a purple van with Viking murals? That's way, too disco!"

by D. Gould January 25, 2006

phone monkey

A slang term used to describe a phone-in customer, who is so unprepared in their questioning, and ignorant of their own specific needs, that their attempts at communication to the listener, sound almost primate-like in nature.

"The 'phone monkey' on other end of the line, can't tell me what kind of bike he has!"

by D. Gould December 28, 2005

cake, ice cream and pony rides

A phrase used to describe the extreme innocence and purity of a person's true character. Whether it be obvious, or latent.

"Bitch was acting like a cock tease at the club. But when I got her back to my pad, she totally chickened out. She was all cake, ice cream and pony rides."

by D. Gould January 25, 2006

booting

Mainlining a drug into your bloodstream, drawing back the syringe to refill it with blood, and then injecting it back into your arm. The theory being, the blood injected back into your bloodstream, will carry with it, any residule narcotic leftover in the syringe.

"I saw the junkie in the alleyway booting his heroin three times over, before he finally nodded off."

by D. Gould March 13, 2006

tying off

A pre-stage ritual performed by male strippers, involving a rubber band and/or cock ring, and visual aids. The stripper uses a visual aid (usually a skin magazine) and his hand in order to gain an errection. When the errection is acquired and is at its fullest, he traps the blood inside it (or "ties off"), by placing the rubber band or cock ring, at the base of his penis. This keeps his errection full while on stage. Especially if he is prone to "stage fright".

"Dude....Why are you tying off? There's only three fucking women in the entire crowd!"

by D. Gould March 9, 2006