The after hours, alter ego, of any "Coffee Time" donut shop. This transformation occurs, when the local Gothic bar or nightclub closes its doors for the evening, and the vampire people congregate there. It being the only place still open, at that hour of night.
by D. Gould July 03, 2006

The most basic degree to which a person must first qualify, in order for you to engage in sexual relations with them.
"Dude...Did you tap that chick's ass at the party?"
"Ya. She wasn't UBER hot. But she met 'sufficient cuteness'."
"Ya. She wasn't UBER hot. But she met 'sufficient cuteness'."
by D. Gould February 10, 2006

Someone who is clearly addicted to crack cocaine. Characterized by skitish movements, poor hygiene, and a willingness to do anything for the drug. Often observed wandering aimlessly during all hours of the night, in search of their next fix.
by D. Gould January 13, 2006

1.) Jerome "Newjack" Young. The most hardcore professional wrestler of ALL time. Former bounty hunter, with four justifiable homicides to his credit. Known for his profficient use of weaponry. Including such objects as trash cans, vacumns, crutches, and staple guns.
2.) Any quick, random mugging. In which the assailant exits, as abruptly as he enters.
2.) Any quick, random mugging. In which the assailant exits, as abruptly as he enters.
by D. Gould July 27, 2006

A sportbike that goes SO fast, it causes your anus to "pucker up", to keep your insides from falling out.
"I know a guy, who got clocked on his Hayabusa 1300, going three hundred k. Now THAT'S pucker power!"
by D. Gould January 28, 2006

A person who professionally shines boots, at a gay, leather bar. Usually only works weekends, and does so partially to satisfy his own, personal boot fetish.
by D. Gould November 29, 2006

by D. Gould November 29, 2006
