D. Gould's definitions

chick dick

Another name for a dildo.

No boyfriend? Go buy a chick dick!

by D. Gould November 29, 2006

Nice

Used as a response, to punctuate the severity of what is currently being spoken by the other person. Akin to saying "WTF", or "holy shit".

"So I'm riding down the highway, and the tire blows out on my bike."

"Nice."

"As if that wasn't enough, it got hit by a passing car on the shoulder!"

"FUCKING NICE!!!"

by D. Gould October 4, 2008

pouty bum

An anus, that looks like it has been penetrated one too many times. And is subsequently puffy in appearance.

"I think her ass had been tapped the night before I fucked her. Because she had a serious case of pouty bum."

by D. Gould March 3, 2006

ten minute warning

The warning you give somebody, when you see them walking into the same bathroom you've just come from, immediately after taking a nasty shit. Ten minutes is the alloted time it usually takes for a bathroom to air out, before it becomes usable for someone else.

"Man, that fucking stinks! Would it have killed you to have given me a ten minute warning, first?"

by D. Gould April 26, 2006

gastric lube job

When a chick deepthroats too aggressively, and her gag reflex causes her to unexpectedly vomit on your cock.

"My date gave me a gastric lube job the other night, in the front seat of my car. It still fucking stinks so bad, I had to take the bus to work!"

by D. Gould May 1, 2006

kept bitch

A person in a long term, sexual relationship, who does not work. But instead, is taken care of financially. Only with the unspoken understanding, they must peform certain duties, to remain in said lifestyle. Term most often applies to females, but may include males as well.

"That chick hasn't worked one day in her entire life. She's a one-hundred percent kept bitch."

by D. Gould January 23, 2006

"Oh Shit" Bar

The passenger grab rail on a sportbike. Or, can also be a passenger holding strap, located at the front of the sportbike's "bitch seat". Refered to as the "Oh Shit" Bar, because that's the last thing your passenger will ever say, if they lose their grip on it.

"Amy ended up in intensive care, when she lost hold of the "Oh Shit" Bar, while Rico was rounding a curb."

by D. Gould October 9, 2006