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Definitions by D. Gould

faganomics 

All things pretaining to the male, homosexual lifestyle. With heavy emphasis, on overly feminine behaviours.
"Owning leather chaps, but no motorcycle, is an obvious sign of faganomics at work."
faganomics by D. Gould June 1, 2006

gossip hound 

Someone who gossips incessantly. Usually a person with no life of their own, who enjoys wreaking social havoc amongst others. So completely untrustworthy, they cannot be trusted with even the most trivial of information. Often observed carrying a cell phone, and can text message at warp speed. Most often observed in females, but may include gay men.
"My girlfriend got overly drunk at the party, and fell down the stairs. Thanks to a gossip hound, by the next afternoon, everybody in school knew about it."
gossip hound by D. Gould May 1, 2006

gastric lube job 

When a chick deepthroats too aggressively, and her gag reflex causes her to unexpectedly vomit on your cock.
"My date gave me a gastric lube job the other night, in the front seat of my car. It still fucking stinks so bad, I had to take the bus to work!"
The method in which some street drugs are wrapped and distributed. Using either a latex condom, or rubber balloon.
"Be careful not to spill that coke in my car."

"Don't worry. It's wrapped in a bodybag. We'll open it when we get to the club."
bodybag by D. Gould May 1, 2006

ten minute warning 

The warning you give somebody, when you see them walking into the same bathroom you've just come from, immediately after taking a nasty shit. Ten minutes is the alloted time it usually takes for a bathroom to air out, before it becomes usable for someone else.
"Man, that fucking stinks! Would it have killed you to have given me a ten minute warning, first?"
ten minute warning by D. Gould April 26, 2006
To bash someone upside their head, with a unspecified foreign object of some sort. Could be a garbage can, chair, tire iron, or anything within reachable distance to the assailent.
"I knew the fight was going form bad to worse, when I saw the one guy waffle the other with a 'STOP' sign."
waffle by D. Gould April 26, 2006
A connoisseur of male, anal sex. A stealer of the chocolate starfish.
"Don't drop the soap in the shower. A bandito may be laying in wait.
Bandito by D. Gould April 26, 2006