Coffin Time

The after hours, alter ego, of any "Coffee Time" donut shop. This transformation occurs, when the local Gothic bar or nightclub closes its doors for the evening, and the vampire people congregate there. It being the only place still open, at that hour of night.
"Welcome to Coffin Time...Would you like a side order of blood with your donut, FREAK?"
by D. Gould July 03, 2006
mugGet the Coffin Timemug.

sufficient cuteness

The most basic degree to which a person must first qualify, in order for you to engage in sexual relations with them.
"Dude...Did you tap that chick's ass at the party?"

"Ya. She wasn't UBER hot. But she met 'sufficient cuteness'."
by D. Gould February 10, 2006
mugGet the sufficient cutenessmug.

crackerjack

Someone who is clearly addicted to crack cocaine. Characterized by skitish movements, poor hygiene, and a willingness to do anything for the drug. Often observed wandering aimlessly during all hours of the night, in search of their next fix.
"Yo...That crackerjack sucked off me and my whole crew, for five bucks!"
by D. Gould January 13, 2006
mugGet the crackerjackmug.

newjack

1.) Jerome "Newjack" Young. The most hardcore professional wrestler of ALL time. Former bounty hunter, with four justifiable homicides to his credit. Known for his profficient use of weaponry. Including such objects as trash cans, vacumns, crutches, and staple guns.

2.) Any quick, random mugging. In which the assailant exits, as abruptly as he enters.
"I watched this guy get smoked for his Ipod. It was the worst newjack I ever saw!"
by D. Gould July 27, 2006
mugGet the newjackmug.

pucker power

A sportbike that goes SO fast, it causes your anus to "pucker up", to keep your insides from falling out.
"I know a guy, who got clocked on his Hayabusa 1300, going three hundred k. Now THAT'S pucker power!"
by D. Gould January 28, 2006
mugGet the pucker powermug.

bootback

A person who professionally shines boots, at a gay, leather bar. Usually only works weekends, and does so partially to satisfy his own, personal boot fetish.
"Where's the bootback? I got a scuff on my Wesco's!"
by D. Gould November 29, 2006
mugGet the bootbackmug.

chick dick

No boyfriend? Go buy a chick dick!
by D. Gould November 29, 2006
mugGet the chick dickmug.