D. Gould's definitions

waffle

To bash someone upside their head, with a unspecified foreign object of some sort. Could be a garbage can, chair, tire iron, or anything within reachable distance to the assailent.

"I knew the fight was going form bad to worse, when I saw the one guy waffle the other with a 'STOP' sign."

by D. Gould April 26, 2006

wayward son

Any individual who thinks for themselves, and laughs in the face of authority. Someone who goes against the grain in several aspects of their life, and is publically chastised for doing so. A person who refuses to bend to the conventions of society. A natural born leader. Unconventional in their wisdom, and accutely aware of their surroundings at all times. Often alienated for being so.

"The Motorcycle Boy, in SE Hinton's novel 'Rumble Fish', was definitely a wayward son."

by D. Gould February 22, 2006

Newfie Retirement Fund

Anyone who frequently plays the lottery, in hopes of acquiring financial security.

"Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"

"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."

by D. Gould January 9, 2007

call a lumberjack

What you need to do when you get "wood", from looking at a hot chick.

"Uh oh. Someone call a lumberjack. 'Cause I got WOOD!"

by D. Gould February 6, 2006

shit magnet

Any person, in which trouble and drama, follows them everywhere they go.

"Stay away from that chick. She's a total shit magnet."

by D. Gould January 3, 2007

S and M'er

Short for "Stand and Model". Someone in the BDSM community who dresses the part, but does not participate.

"Get the hell outta my dungeon! You pussy S and M'er!"

by D. Gould November 1, 2007

concrete shoes

A method of human disposal, developed and perfected by the Italian mob. Involves encasing a person's feet in poured concrete, and dumping them, alive or dead, into a deep body of water.

"Luco Brata sleeps with the fishes. We just fitted him for concrete shoes."

by D. Gould February 9, 2006